googa monster

An extremely unattractive girl or woman that almost all men sleep with at some point when they really need to get laid or have been drinking heavily. Also see goblin

I'm bringing the googa monster over to the house so I can put it on her

by Matt damen December 6, 2006

Grogan

A grogan is a long poo, which is inside ones anus whilst also touching the water of the toilet.

Jimmy- "Dude today I took the longest shit."
Joey- "Was it a grogan?"
Jimmy- "Bloody oath it was!"

by Flynn0s May 9, 2016

snap a grogan

to pump a dump,back one out, ride the porcelein horse, feed the porcelein monster, hang a boris, lay a cable=DO A SHIT

man i really needed to snap that grogan, it touched the bottom while still connected

by joel October 16, 2004

GROGAN

1. A partially-ejected clump of feces. Half a loaf.
2. An ejected clump of feces that is not heavy enough to drop off your dingleberry forest.

Once a grogan drops off your arse by whatever means, (rocking, banging against the seat, coaxing with paper or your fingers) it becomes a turd. If you let the grogan remain, it becomes a massive dingleberry, once it dries. Grogans are moist; dingleberries are dry. (See dingleberry)

by Grow - gun September 14, 2003

Googen

A slang term used in South Carolina to describe tourists (usually from Ohio) as a whole or one particularly dumb one.

Nick:
Hey Dylan, look at those dumbass googens standing in the middle of the road looking at an alligator.

Dylan: Man I hate googens!

by 843rd April 1, 2017

googas

A particulaly naive or moronic person, usually below the age of 16

"That googas really thought KFC was made in England"

by latissismus August 1, 2020

Googasm

n. Obsessive usage of the Google search engine. Reliant.
2. A climax of internet intelligence.

When Todd finally bought a computer and signed up for an ISP, he had his first Googasm.

by Nihilive March 22, 2005