gooche rooster

An overgrowth of pubic hair protruding from the taint which resembles an inverted mohawk.

"Craig....why is there a bulge in your gym shorts?"

"I quit manscaping so I could grow a sweet gooche rooster for the ladies!"

by Sabreraider October 28, 2013

goocheframmi

A name you call your significant other when you are sexually frustrated. Pronounced goo-chi-fram-e

Stop teasing me, goocheframmi!

by eternal lovers711 May 19, 2016

Big Goochers

Term for big boobs or big breasts. Can be changed for small goochers.

Bro she's got the biggest goochers known to mankind.

Heck yeah man those are big goochers!

by goochquarf October 29, 2023

Gooche crumbler

One person is sleeping face up. Another person pulls their pants down and bend down so your ass is close to face. Then punch them in the stomache and they will eat your ass/gooche.

gooche crumbler, do ittttt

by duhlinky April 19, 2010

Goochfest

A slang term referring to a room/event that is full of gooches.

Gooches, of course, are the patch of skin between a man or a woman's genitalia and their arsehole.

Ian: "This is such a goochfest"
Fresco: "I know, man. These guys suck"

by Stodleh April 14, 2010

goochirama

When a man has no scrotum but just a penis or cack and is left with just a very big gooch( hence goochirama = the ultimate gooch)

"That dickless boy had a nice goochirama if I ever saw one"

by Matt Mancini June 21, 2004

Gooching

The act of making contact between your gooch (the skin between your balls or scrange and your ass) and the head of a helpless victim. An aggressive attack.

He is tying his shoe lace- gooch him!. Get gooching lads.

by Ibrihima June 16, 2010