The offspring of two particular cutiepies named Josh and Sydney. Goobers, in this proper context, are ridiculously cute; with the boys often resembling Dierks Bentley - country singer and stud extraordinaire . The first goober is expected to arrive on February 3rd, 2007.
by The Patriarch de Goobers, who will some day be in December 6, 2006
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Get the Goober mug.Example: “My goober is Itchy because of the combined power of my ball sweat and shit stuck and tangled in my pubes”
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Get the Goober mug.Someone who is usually stupid, does not ever get an inside joke you made three minutes ago, and everyone thinks they are just super annoying.
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Get the Goober mug.The act of slobbing someone down on all parts of body. Usually a sexual act. The goober has been used out threw the sitcom "Martin" by Cole.
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First used by Peter B. Parker but used many other Spider-Men.
It can refer to a "USB key, Override key, Bypass key, Virus key, Who cares key i can never remember"
First used by Peter B. Parker but used many other Spider-Men.
It can refer to a "USB key, Override key, Bypass key, Virus key, Who cares key i can never remember"
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