Goofed

Slamming an entire can of an energy drink in a matter of seconds.

I don't know how I'm gonna go out tonight, I better get goofed before hand!

by chris.com January 21, 2010

Golledge

A Golledge is a person put on this earth for us normal people, due to their handicap being incredibly retarded. A term of endearment for the mentally handicapped or stupid. It is commonly believed that Golledge's are created by fucktarded, mouth breather sperm. Though plausible, this is the cause of furries, not Golledge's. However, a proven, common cause of Golledgation is your mother getting stuck in the stink, forgetting to wipe off the tard-infested shit off your father's dick, then getting stuck in the pink thus conceiving your retarded ass. Check science. There are some new developments that indicate that some forms of autism may be linked to early television viewing. A common tell-tale sign of being a Golledge is trying to use the plugs from Hot Topic to pleasure yourself, suffering from dandruff, being gay, or being a weeaboo. Alternative theories suggest that Golledgation is also caused by punching pregnant women in the stomach, or when a man uses a condom, as some Durex factories carry headlice and stringrays and AIDS.

Golledge Aids pregnant

by Craag Macgregor April 29, 2009

golfer

Slang for lesbian, comes from the fact that many WPGA golfers are lesbians

That butch chick is a total golfer.

by Leeny Powers September 13, 2005

golfer

A black person. An African-American.

That Swedish supermodel married a golfer?

by TVL November 3, 2004

midnight golfer

someone who chases balls in the dark, or likes to putt in the rough. A homsexual male.

Yo, I don't care what you say -- any dude who cries at the end of Brokeback Mountain is a midnight golfer for sure.

by the avi February 2, 2006

goffed

1. owned or screwed
2. when a post/thread gets edited or deleted
3. Goff is a moderator at Spawn forums

"You got goffed!!!"
"The thread was goffed because someone posted pr0n"

by dhlc December 18, 2005

Golfer's Itch

When one hits up the local Chili's to bang some hot sluts and forgets to use protection, thereby feeling a horrible burning sensation all throughout the next morning golf round.

Rico: Are you ready to play the Poor Man's Pebble?

Cliff: Nah bro, I've got the golfer's itch. I was busy making putts and nailing sluts last night at the local Chili's and went full contact, no wraps.

by John3-15 November 1, 2016