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Justin Goldberg

A loving kind hearted kid, that loves every single person no matter who they are. He only wears black and grey hoodies with Nike athletic shorts. He has lots of weird friends.
I see a kid that’s wearing a black hoodie and athletic shorts, who is it… ITS JUSTIN GOLDBERG
by Derek Harel September 25, 2023
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Rude Goldberg machine

A Rube Goldberg machine that does something rude to someone in the end.
Some dude: I really think what you made is cool. My favorite part was the dominoes. Can I make one t..... (gets kicked by a boot).
Another dude: Sorry about that, that's my Rude Goldberg machine.
by Tony Tobasco October 13, 2023
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i am joe goldberg

auto response the average 13 year old boy comments on a joe goldberg edit to make them seem cool. its more unique then the typical “im batman/spiderman
“i am joe goldberg

no sebastian get out of your room your family is worried about you.
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Joe Goldberg

Joe Goldberg is a fictional character from the show "you" which is based off of a book series written by the author Caroline kepnes

The show currently has four seasons

Joe Goldberg is a stalker a creepy one at that, when we first meet him in the show he proves this immediately and is clearly creepy, some might say the mayor of creep ville. An obsessed hypocrite at heart, delusional too.
Oh did you hear about the show "you"? Joe Goldberg is the literal worst to ever exist!
by HantaSerotonin June 10, 2024
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Goldberg's Son

When Bobbly Lashely beat you so badly you became like goldberg's son
by GamerDeezNutz November 12, 2021
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Max Goldberg's Legs

The sexiest thing to ever exist, Max Goldberg's tree trunk legs are truly a blessing from god himself.
Have you seen Max Goldberg's legs? They look extra beefy today.
by theynotlikeus April 1, 2025
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