Glutened

Poisoned. When a Celiac feels extreme pain after exposure to wheat.

Bastards glutened me! I feel like I’m in labor and my ass is going to give birth to my small intestine.

by MamaWe January 22, 2019

Gluten Bias

A condition where no matter how good the food is, if it doesn't contain gluten it can't be eaten.

Joe and his gluten bias, means I get all of the fried chicken!

by jpikester December 24, 2023

Glutenize

To be unknowingly by gluten containing ingredients i.e. wheat , barley and oats.

I went to a new popular restaurant last night and was glutenized.

by LisaTheCeliac June 20, 2017

Gutter gluten hussy

Dirty whore /slut

That gutter gluten hussy can have him. He's a slut anyway .

by L Roberts May 28, 2017

Gluten Putin

Adjective

A term given to "anarchists" and liberals who support communism and/or socialism. Therefore the "Putin"
The term "gluten" comes from the stereotype surrounding modern liberals, or soyboys and them often preferring gluten-free products and soy milk.

My friend, Keith, got into a rant about how capitlism and Trump is bad and how real communism hasn't been tried yet. He's a real Gluten Putin sometimes

by UnitedStatesofKek November 14, 2018

Gluten Friendly Possible

The food operator cannot guarantee the food served will be free from gluten. This means gluten may or may not be present in the food.

I ate at that restaurant which shows 'gluten friendly possible' and it was fine for me. Nice food!

I liked eating at this food place because of the gluten friendly possible sticker, which suggests they have awareness on the gluten topic.

by Angelo Soul February 28, 2020

Gluten Village

Gluten Village is a similar term as Flavor Town but it's used whenever you eat something gluten based with ingredients in it (like for example, cheese, salami, ham, mayo, butter, ect.) and all you can taste is the bread.

Bro#1: Bro this sandwich is so fucking bad, all I can taste is the bread.
Bro#2: oh shit man, that's a total Gluten Village.
Bro#1: aw man, I came here to visit the Flavor Town, but instead I got Gluten Village!

by MarkusCancerful June 17, 2020