Another kind of kush.
It is ebola gluten free so you know you are not dying.
Definition: When someone is dying to get some kush or weed.
It is ebola gluten free so you know you are not dying.
Definition: When someone is dying to get some kush or weed.
ebola gluten free kush
A term widely used by a dj and producer "ZAXX"
EX.1:
Greg: Hey, I got that hook up for ebola gluten free kush.
Jason: I'll take some!
EX.2:
#ebolaglutenfreekush
EX.3:
A term widely used by dj and producer "ZAXX"
ZAXX: Do you like ebola gluten free kush?
Random Chick: Its the best kind.
A term widely used by a dj and producer "ZAXX"
EX.1:
Greg: Hey, I got that hook up for ebola gluten free kush.
Jason: I'll take some!
EX.2:
#ebolaglutenfreekush
EX.3:
A term widely used by dj and producer "ZAXX"
ZAXX: Do you like ebola gluten free kush?
Random Chick: Its the best kind.
by WhereTheyAtTho September 23, 2014
Get the ebola gluten free kush mug.A condition where a women has a flat buttocks. AKA flat ass. Common in European women. A person with this condition lacks junk in the trunk.
by DzNutz January 20, 2004
Get the glutius flatosis mug.One who does not possess the enzymes necessary to digest gluten, a main ingredient in wheat products. One who is "glutarded" must only eat gluten-free foods, such as water, tofu, and air.
"Hey, do you want some pasta for dinner?"
"No, sorry, I'm a glutard."
"...what does that mean?"
"It means... I'm glutarded."
"Oh. Okay."
"No, sorry, I'm a glutard."
"...what does that mean?"
"It means... I'm glutarded."
"Oh. Okay."
by beardy51188 September 17, 2008
Get the glutard mug.Woody: I'm not sure what gluten is? Is it in bread?
Taylor: Don't worry, no one is actually allergic to it.
Taylor: Don't worry, no one is actually allergic to it.
by EndingDestiny March 29, 2015
Get the Gluten mug.Any asshole that cruises restaurants spreading the fear of wheat into others while angering the entire staff and probably half of the customers. They do this while asking 30 questions and proudly sending back dishes that they fear contains an ingredient that almost nobody is allergic too until after they start the diet.
"excuse me sir, has this plate touched wheat ever?" "Are you allergic to wheat or are you a Gluten free-tard?"
by Annoyed Server September 15, 2012
Get the gluten free-tard mug.Shortened version of gluttony. Used to describe a person who eats an inordinate amount of food and who is usually extremely obese or over-weight.
by Joe24 April 14, 2006
Get the glut mug.One who often and aggressively expresses their opinion about gluten but knows almost nothing about it.
A Glutard will not know:
- What gluten actually is.
- That gluten free food is more processed than their gluten counterparts because the wheat gluten must be extracted.
- What current science says about real gluten intolerance (Celiac disease).
- How gluten intolerance occurs (such as believing that you can breath gluten in like asbestos or absorb gluten through the skin and hair)
A Glutard will speak absolute lies, such as:
- gluten is a"chemical additive" put there by "the food industry."
- gluten free food is more "natural."
- gluten causes cancer.
- gluten causes illness X or making us all sick/dumb/obedient, etc.
- Will mix/match/interchange gluten with various substances which aren't gluten (such as Monosodium glutamate, known as MSG)
A Glutard's opinion of the negative effects of gluten also extend beyond diet alone. Their "knowledge" of gluten is made up of complete lies and/or marketing information from labelled gluten free food products.
True example:
Person 1: "So, what are the advantages of gluten free soap? I thought gluten only affected your diet?"
Glutard: "It's been proven that soap releases gluten fibers which you can breath in and make you sick. This is why you sometimes feel out of breath after a shower."
A Glutard will not know:
- What gluten actually is.
- That gluten free food is more processed than their gluten counterparts because the wheat gluten must be extracted.
- What current science says about real gluten intolerance (Celiac disease).
- How gluten intolerance occurs (such as believing that you can breath gluten in like asbestos or absorb gluten through the skin and hair)
A Glutard will speak absolute lies, such as:
- gluten is a"chemical additive" put there by "the food industry."
- gluten free food is more "natural."
- gluten causes cancer.
- gluten causes illness X or making us all sick/dumb/obedient, etc.
- Will mix/match/interchange gluten with various substances which aren't gluten (such as Monosodium glutamate, known as MSG)
A Glutard's opinion of the negative effects of gluten also extend beyond diet alone. Their "knowledge" of gluten is made up of complete lies and/or marketing information from labelled gluten free food products.
True example:
Person 1: "So, what are the advantages of gluten free soap? I thought gluten only affected your diet?"
Glutard: "It's been proven that soap releases gluten fibers which you can breath in and make you sick. This is why you sometimes feel out of breath after a shower."
The guy at the health food counter at whole foods is a glutard, he told me that eating gluten causes brain abnormalities in laboratory rats.
by SearchFHG November 13, 2014
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