glazed nuts

when two men are entering a woman in the act of a three-way when the top guy pulls out and cums on the lower man's applebag.

we were tag teaming some girl last night when my buddy pulled out and gave me glazed nuts.

by The Gash Mangler February 12, 2009

Glazing logs

While jerking off on the shitter, immediately after taking a dookie: Once ready to orgasm squat slightly aiming your cock into the bowl and ejaculating on your own shit.

Z yells into the bathroom "Jeff, wanna grab lunch?" Jeff "Give me a minute. I'm just glazing logs"

by Sonny Zee July 29, 2015

Glazing the beard

This is when a woman lets a man go down on her while having a beard. This is what happens when moisture is left on his furry face.

I met a woman who loves glazing the beard said the woodsman.

by Beard dreamer May 13, 2016

glazed eyes

When you eyes don't appear to be focused on anything, but rather staring into oblivion. Can be further emphasized if the person has been staring in the same direction long enough that moisture has built up on the eye, causing a slightly more glassy effect.

I was telling him about the new TPS reports this morning, but I feel like he wasn't even listening to me. He had glazed eyes and he didn't appear to be focused on my interesting dialog on TPS reports.

by Bluepanda January 31, 2008

Glazing The Picard

Pulling out of a woman and then ejaculating onto the head of a bald guy.

I'm in a polyamorous relationship with this girl and some old guy, and last night we tried Glazing The Picard.

by GlungBung January 27, 2020

Glazed Peach

A glistening, wet pussy aka a Peach. One that's moist from sexual stimulation.

I got home tonight and found my girl in bed with a glazed peach.

by Eaton Holgoode May 2, 2016

Glaze and Shame

An act whereby a male ejaculates on a girl in a visible place, usually the face, and forces her to appear in public with some or all of the jizz still visible.

Allegedly Federline did this to Britney Spears in the fall of 2005. There are actually images online of the Spears shaming.

I was so pissed at her, I made her do a glaze and shame. When she showed up at work, her friend Lindsey was the first to notice she had a little something extra on her face.

by Mikey Likesit June 17, 2006