Gifted

Getting your period. Being "gifted" doesn't take any great talent though. You become gifted when that bitch Mother Nature drops a period on you.

Sorry sugarpie, no sweet stuff tonight: I'm gifted.

Beware i'm gifted, i can legally kill someone

by a,men April 1, 2009

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The Belgian Gift

The fact that Belgian's have larger penises than many european nations.

Guy at bar: "Hey babe you know I have the belgian gift?
Girl at bar: "Really, you're coming home with me tonight!"

by Wim D. August 10, 2006

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Grifter in Chief

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th President of the United States.

As his ingenious lifelong taxfuckery tale unfolds, we are finally seeing the Grifter in Chief as he truly is.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 13, 2019

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Giftcycling

Rewraping or slightly altering a recieved gift so it can be used as a gift to someone else. It is usually done to save time and money.

John: We can just giftcycle the gift i got from work. If we split it into two gifts, we have got the gifts to mom and dad taken care of!
John's brother: GREAT! You just saved us 200$ and four painstaking hours of looking for gifts for them!

God: Giftcycling is indeed a great way to save time and money!

by Slim_fast December 26, 2009

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gift crack

The gap in wrapping paper or uncovered portion of a gift usually found on the bottom of the box. May result from the gift wrapper running out of paper or cutting gift wrap too small to cover the entire package.

Bryan figured out what his present was because the gift crack exposed the picture on the box.

by gmoney63 December 22, 2008

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