Brian David Gilbert

Safety fan & bureaucratic wunderkind.

The only Polygon.com man to truly unravel every game.

Brian David Gilbert: Safety fan & Bureaucratic wunderkind is the greatest bisexual man to have ever worked at Polygon.com

by FishLady_GarlicBread March 21, 2022

What's Eating Gilbert Grape?

What's Eating Gilbert Grape? is one of the best oscar-winning movies ever. seriously. Johnny Depp, playing Gilbert Grape, is a 20-something young man who takes care of his mentally retarded younger brother (leonardo diCaprio), obese mother, and 2 teenage sisters. What's Eating Gilbert Grape? is simultaneously heartbreaking and heartwarming. see it! Johnny Depp is amazingly profound and just fantastic in this movie!! not to mention, he is georgeous! Leonardo DiCaprio, as Arnie (Gilbert Grape's mentally retarded younger brother)is also stupendous in this film, which is one if his first major successes as a serious actor.

SEE "WHAT'S EATING GILBERT GRAPE?" !!!!

Johnny Depp is such an amazing actor, protraying Gilbert, the movie's protagonist.

Leonardo DiCaprio is... incredible, portraying a mentally retareded teenager in perfection - real acting skillz there

i dont know her name, but their obese mother is also a very good actress!!

oh, and Juliette Lewis is also in it!!! she's great, as usual

see "What's Eating Gilbert Grape?"!!!!

you will never forget it. you will always remember it.

by crazysexycool777 December 18, 2005

Dirty gilbert

When you antique a fat chick then A homeless dude has sex and cums in her neck rolls and it looks like a leaking Boston cream donut

Dude! I can’t believe you gave that 5 dollar hooker a dirty Gilbert.... hey I just got a hankering for donuts wanna grab some

by Dirty Gilbert April 23, 2020

gilbert syndrome

Condition in which sufferers develop an over inflated ego, thinking they are the best at everything. Also their sense of humour fails, meaning they think everything is funny, no matter how pathetic or juvenile.

"Be careful hes got gilbert syndrome"

by dgccfc April 19, 2005

Lousy Gilbert

anytime your hittin it doggystyle and the smell of the females anus floats up to your nose.

I was having the best sex of my life last night until i was Lousy Gilberted.

by gilbertsgrape1 August 20, 2006

Gilberto

A sexy mother fucker who makes girls wet,normally has sex twice a month and is a jerk sometimes,He makes girls have love at first sight.Gilberto is the kind of guy who ownes a vape,juul or suorin.Gilbertos are vapegods and very hot.

Damn did u see the sexy motherfucker of Gilberto hit that fat rip from his juul.I love gilberto

by SWEEYDADDYS May 7, 2018

gilbert blythe

the sweetest and cutest boy you could meet. he is also smart, strong, hardworking, willing to help at all times, brave, and accepting of everyone and everything. When he likes you, he’ll try to always get your attention, offer you fruits from his orchard, stare at you a lot with a sweet smile, open doors for you, save you from bullies. He’s the type who will purposely let you win in spelling contests, then gives you a dictionary for Christmas. He is very sassy and funny. He has the most precious smile, that will just melt your heart.

Gilbert Blythe is all I can think about.

by Shmart dude August 8, 2018