Sad Gilmore

When you accidentally cut your ballsack open while shaving and a ball falls out.

Example:
Two friends catching up after a few days.
Friend 1: Dude where have you been? I haven’t heard from you in days.
Friend 2: Yea man I was in the ER for a few days after I suffered a Sad Gilmore.

by Munty Jelqmore May 23, 2024

natalie gilmore

Bad ass, thick, sometimes petty, seems like a drama starter but really she gets dragged into it. She loves her friends, and would do anything for them. Very sensitive. She cares what is wrong. When people are upset she will be the first ones there.

Damn, I would love to hook up a Natalie gilmore

by N0t0l0e December 10, 2016

Gilmore

Gilmore is a super funny person. He usually spends his time thinking about what he can do for another person, rather what he can do for himself. A Gilmore is pretty buff and tall, but acts sweet and nurturing. He is very intelligent, but likes to act dumb. He is a very trustworthy person and will never tell any of your secrets. Gilmore doesn't think too highly of himself, he puts everyone elses feelings before his own. He is a person who is willing to take ypur sadness away and give you all his happiness at his own expense. He is usually in the friend zone, but is impatient to wait for the right on. Overall, Gilmore is a person you need in your life becuase Gilmore can be the best thing to happen when your at your lowest.

Person 1: Life just sucks, I'm really sad.

Gilmore: Hey, its gonna be okay. I'll be right here for you, always.

Person 1: Thank you, I'm glad I know you, Gilmore.

by That_one_Guy_whom'st_knew-OJ November 6, 2018

Happy Gilmored

To be happy gilmored is to have a golf ball thrown at your crotch, but you were unaware the other person had said golf ball. Especially when, but not limited to being hit in the balls specifically.

“Emma happy gilmored me”

by simonbeatles722 March 28, 2025

happy Gilmore

A golf rage quitter or has a running golf hit

He did a happy Gilmore

by yeetmeworld May 18, 2023

Richard Gilmore

He's a man... enthusiastic at times but can also be very strict. He is referenced as a fun-loving, suburban white father who enjoys golfing and watching paint dry. Loving father by day, raging narcissist by night. His favorite color is brown. He works as a banker and often smuggles money to fund his underground drug ring. He sends what little money he has left to his accounts in the Caymen Islands. What a man, living his best life. Despite common beliefs, Richard is not rich- he in fact does not put the "rich" in Richard. All this to be said, he is quite the guy and we respect his efforts to better our society.

Money is missing from my safe deposit box... must be Richard Gilmore again.

by notrichardgilmore February 11, 2023