Gil is the type of person you see at surface value and think "Hey, that's a normal person" but in reality, when you take a deeper dive into getting to know him as a human individual, you will realize that you've allowed a parasitic leach into your life with no way of getting out because you didn't read the Terms and Conditions. There is no turning back, but lucky for you I have a solution. You must take him under your wing and do your best to raise him on your own. It's your time to become his step dad, but hey it's not all bad. It's not guaranteed but you might have a chance with his grandmother.
Person A: Hey, is that guy "his own man."
Person B: No...... no no no........... oh god no what are you thinking are you blind you must be to have come to such an idiotically warped conclusion, that right there good sir is a Gildardo.
Person B: No...... no no no........... oh god no what are you thinking are you blind you must be to have come to such an idiotically warped conclusion, that right there good sir is a Gildardo.
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Get the Gildardo mug.A guy who has rlly good friends that he calls them by the names: Agamixx and Shalo also he has a rlly big cock like 3mm in length and 5mm wide he can barely feel it . His friends usually sexualize him as a microwave and whenever he has the chance he tries to run across the street naked. I would say he is such an amazing person!
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Guy 2: No, I saw him eating noodles in his closet while watching jimmy neutron.
Guy 2: No, I saw him eating noodles in his closet while watching jimmy neutron.
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Get the Gilad mug.The last name of someone who is always lying to your face. They lie about things to people so that they feel sympathy for them in order for them to gain friends as they are poor at maintaining relationships otherwise. They lie about things so out of left field like lying about having mental disorders such as anxiety, depression, bipolar, anorexia, and bulimia. They lie out being assaulted, molested, and/or raped. They twist and turn their opinions faster than a cheetah runs, one minute they hate the idea of nudes then the next minute they're handing them out like lollipops. They also are known for being a fake friend, someone you never trust. You always have to watch what you say around these people, because eventually they will stab you in the back.
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