Gianock

1.) A extremely giant cock, both in girth and length.

2.) A cock that is unsuitable and/or unsafe for sex.

Girl, I couldn't even fit that gianock in. My shit would have been busted.

I was packin' ice from that gianock last night.

I wouldn't let that gianock in any hole. No tellin what that bitch has.

by GntCok March 14, 2008

Grandom

To grind on randoms

Dude A: What u up to tonight?

Dude B: Gonna get drunk and grandom!

by Mr Grandom August 3, 2009

Gandolphing

Much like the "Dirty Sanchez",Gandolphing someone is when you slap them with your penis,while still covered in excrement from a rescent entrance threw someone's back door.

I love Gandolphing hookers in the face.

by Joe to the V to the Lane August 29, 2012

giandy

He is a handsome person and is great in bed gets all the chicks and he is great at football and basketball he is most amazing boy nice and kid just don't show him ur bestie she might wanna nail him!

Giandy is so hot

by UrbanGirl2005 March 14, 2017

gianforte

n. Also known as a chokeslam. The act of lifting someone (such as a reporter who asks a question you don't want to answer) by the neck and then slamming him to the ground. Named for Republican Montana Congressman Greg Gianforte, who, during his campaign, employed such a maneuver on a reporter from the Guardian who asked him about health care, a very touchy subject.

The Undertaker finished his opponent with a devestating Gianforte.

by Big Dog 88 May 30, 2017

Guando

1. Pertaining to, or resembling semen.

"Oh man! I got guando all over my threads, that chick ain't gonna want none of this now, sheeeeeeaa!! I was lookin' fly too"
"Bill asked Monica how she could be so callous as to not have washed the guando off of her dress."
"Man have you seen Danny De Vito recently? Man, that dude looks like a guando with arms and legs"

by Michael Cowen December 14, 2008

gando

asshole

the one who invole in anal intercourse

by Anonymous August 2, 2003