Gherkin

A Gherkin is not only food, but also used by a variety of people as a funny insult. Usually it is beeing used for describing people (especially in Online Games) that are dumb, utterly suck at something or just missplay. It is indeed the cooler version of the world cucumber.
"Wow, his Zed is so clean. Just kiddin, he is a total gherkin."
by Pepe is my City February 6, 2018
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Gherkin Language

Gherkin language, where you replace every vowel with an “ar” and make sure to make the word noticeable and that you can pronounce it , you do not need to change every vowel.

This lainguage is commonly used by the rowdy and party kids in Wellington, Palm Beach and pretty much all over south Florida.
Yar Brar thart shart wars wild carnnot belarve yar farcked har larst narght.

“Yo Bro that shit was wild cannot believe you fucked her last night.”
“Damn dude your caught up in the Gherkin Language.”
by Pussyslayer240 May 3, 2018
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Jerkin the gherkin

Jerkin the gherkin is an uncommon term used to describe the action of masturbation.
Luni: Where did Radek go?
Gary: He is probably Jerkin the gherkin right now
by Lunistice November 14, 2020
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Serial position in which a penis-haver lies recumbent and holds his erect membrum virilis pointing upwards. The partner, having eaten a vindaloo the precious night, squats about the erect "gherkin" and drops the drty bomb.
Oh my goodness, a roffer is about to drop a dirty bomb on the gherkin!!
by ORANGEHAMSTER ALAN ORLA May 17, 2023
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bloody gherkin

When a guy with a micropenis has sex with a girl on her period.
“Trevor has a bloody gherkin after getting with Jess during that time of the month.”
by temper k January 11, 2020
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Gherkin Merkin

A pubic wig that is worn to give the illusion of having hairy balls.
Ever since Pete has his ballsack radiated, his wife makes him wear a Gherkin Merkin
by Distant Creeping Death July 10, 2019
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Jerkin’ for gherkin

When someone really wants to eat a pickle. Even more so if it is of the Gherkin variety
“Bro, I’m jerkin’ for gherkin
by anonymous July 3, 2024
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