A Gherkin is not only food, but also used by a variety of people as a funny insult. Usually it is beeing used for describing people (especially in Online Games) that are dumb, utterly suck at something or just missplay. It is indeed the cooler version of the world cucumber.
by Pepe is my City February 6, 2018

Gherkin language, where you replace every vowel with an “ar” and make sure to make the word noticeable and that you can pronounce it , you do not need to change every vowel.
This lainguage is commonly used by the rowdy and party kids in Wellington, Palm Beach and pretty much all over south Florida.
This lainguage is commonly used by the rowdy and party kids in Wellington, Palm Beach and pretty much all over south Florida.
Yar Brar thart shart wars wild carnnot belarve yar farcked har larst narght.
“Yo Bro that shit was wild cannot believe you fucked her last night.”
“Damn dude your caught up in the Gherkin Language.”
“Yo Bro that shit was wild cannot believe you fucked her last night.”
“Damn dude your caught up in the Gherkin Language.”
by Pussyslayer240 May 3, 2018

by Lunistice November 14, 2020

Serial position in which a penis-haver lies recumbent and holds his erect membrum virilis pointing upwards. The partner, having eaten a vindaloo the precious night, squats about the erect "gherkin" and drops the drty bomb.
by ORANGEHAMSTER ALAN ORLA May 17, 2023

by temper k January 11, 2020

by Distant Creeping Death July 10, 2019

by anonymous July 3, 2024
