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Gesundheitsfuhrer

A petty government official or politician involved in enforcing pandemic public health regulations. This is a 'Karen' or 'Chad' with the power of the State behind them.
The Gesundheitsfuhrer is confronting those without face diapers and writing them tickets in front of Walmart.
by Groundhog001 July 30, 2020
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Hotty gets the Shotty

A phrase used, either ironically or seriously, to reserve the front passenger (a.k.a. shotgun) seat of a vehicle for yourself, under the pretense that you deserve to ride shotgun because of your good looks. Girls are more likely to say this than guys, but either sex can use it.
Sean: "Shotgun!"

Erin: "Nope, hotty gets the shotty!"

Sean: "WTF? Whatever, but I pick what we listen to."

Brigette: "ROFL you guys, just get in the car!"
by Ranbuknarlakingston November 27, 2011
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Goodwill gesture

A claim made by a piece of shit who is forced to leave or capitulate after a sound and undeniable defeat of some manner.
Chad Thundercock just tried to beat up little Johnny and steal his lunch money, but after removing a pen from his eye, let little Johnny keep his lunch money as a goodwill gesture.
by <LeIgHthaL> September 1, 2022
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Third mouse gets the cheese

an expression you say when the first mouse and the second mouse get into a fight. The third mouse waits until the fight is over to get the cheese from the winner.
"Wow, Alex. Those guys really fucked us hard in Snobby Shores. I guess the third mouse always does get the cheese!."

"Those guys sucked but the third mouse gets the cheese"
by Third Mouse October 6, 2019
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Gets Coat

The term *gets coat* is a phrase used usually after a joke that has failed, or one that is terrible/in bad taste. Usually found on forums and internet message boards.

On other occasions, those with extended wit can often be found using such alterations as *doesn't have a coat*.

It's origins could be traced back to a series of sketches in the Fast Show, which ended with Mark Williams saying "I'll get me coat" after saying something which made him look like an idiot.
An example of this is as follows:

Person 1: I've just been on a boat.
Person 2: Did you have a whale of a time?
Person 3: *gets coat*
*gets coat* may also be found spoken by Person 2 at the bottom of their post, if they realise the appalling nature of their joke before posting.
by Jack Hayman March 27, 2005
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gets you off

whatever excites or sexually arouses you
1: this banana gets you off aye babe?
2: yeah baby, it's nice, very nice
by i know how it is April 15, 2011
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Early bird gets the turd

When you take a shit in the toilet at night while there is a large population in a house (usually during family reunions) and leave it to bask in its glory and the first person to use the bathroom in the morning will have a nice suprise waiting for them.
John found a nasty shit in the toilet when he woke up one morning and Jamie said "the early bird gets the turd."
by jollygreenfucker July 7, 2011
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