Gerber baby 

Someone who has never done anything before.
They have never smoked, nor drank

And never had sex

Dog 1:Yo she is gerber baby
Nice guy 1: oh that's cool I've been wanting to find a nice girl

Gerber baby by JackMeoff1 December 10, 2016

Gerber Baby 

A young man that trying to act older than he his when flirting with a woman.

Please, get out of my face gerber baby. I’m way to mature for you

Gerber Baby by Henney December 10, 2020

Gerber Baby 

Someone who looks like the Gerber Baby logo and takes offense to everything.

I don't like Gerber Baby, he's annoying and bad at basketball.

Gerber Baby by Jeff Dinser December 31, 2007

Gerber Status 

When your bro is in a relationship/dating a girl who has a child from a previous husband/bf/and or one night stand.

John: "That girl Joe's been seeing is a total stage 5 clinger!"

Bill: "I'm pretty sure that chick has a kid"

John: "Joe's totally on Gerber Status right now!"

Gerber Status Gurber Gerber Baby

Gerber Status by Ginger Fresh February 6, 2010

Gerber Technique 

The multi-generational technique for going down on mules.

The Gerber Technique is taught for those looking to work with mules.

Gerber Technique by Maginoff August 20, 2011

Gerber graduates 

The act of cumming on your girls face and then scooping the Cum off with a spoon and feeding it to her. "Jeff gave her a gerber graduates."

Jeff gave her a gerber graduates and she loved it.

Gerber graduates by Steventyler23 April 12, 2016

gerber patch 

A tiny baby fine patch of hair that remains toward the front of a balding mans head

Yo, that dude is sporting a nice gerber patch!

gerber patch by Mugby0914 December 22, 2017