hair gordans

cheap shoes that are made to resemble expensive shoes of a well known brand. ( a referance to air jordan)
They are usually characterized by a logo that is similar to but not exactly the same as an actual brand.

Yo, did you see alex's fresh new nikes, they cost $150" "no way man, those are just hair gordans

by getreal55 July 11, 2010

Eva Giordano

Eva is so sweet and can't help but to smile at everything. She may seem ackward at first but once she gets used to you and she'll show her crazy self. She is kind from the inside out. She'll never porpusly say something to hurt someone. If you actually know her, you'll know what I mean. She will do anything for her friends, even if it gets her in trouble. Once you've earned her loyalty, she'll do anything for you.

"Damn! Who's that?"
"That's Eva Giordano. She's cute right?"

by Heyheyyy November 19, 2019

Tu Mama Es Gorda

translation means, "your mom is fat"
WARNING: IF YOU SAY THIS TO AN UNKNOWN MEXICAN KID, THEY'LL POSSIBLY ATTACK YOU OR ANNOY YOU (no offence)
it's also known as a joke as well, but in case people has a dead mom/a poor mom, they'd cry than attack you
but yeah.あなたのお母さんは太っている.

Y/N: "Tu Mama Es Gorda"
spanish-1: "YOU MOTHERFU-"
spanish-2: "MY! MOM! IS! NOT! FAT! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
spanish-3: "w-what? no-no that not true..." *crying intensifies*
spanish-4: "haha true"
me: "fug that sh!t tu mama gay"

by DynastyAnimatez24 January 20, 2022

Gerda

Really funny obviously😐

Gerda is getting laughed at because she’s emo

by IMVERYYYYYFUNNY July 22, 2021

Gordano

A bent school for bent children. Everyone who lives in Portishead goes there. Put your child here if you want them to think they are hard.

“lol they think they’re ard”
“yea they’re from Gordano”

by gordanoisbent May 27, 2019

al giordano

A sentient mass of fecal matter, most commonly known for misquoting and misinterpreting basic English words and phrases.

I'm sorry, can you use smaller words? My brain's feeling a little al giordano at the moment.

by absolutely not a dudebro August 3, 2017

geordie

Is gorgeously attractive. Has a great sense of style music and humour! Always trying to please others to keep them happy and puts other peoples problems before his own. Is always caring for close friends and never let's them down when they're even in tricky situations

Geordie

by Hookbook12 October 26, 2013