Geophile

A person who nerds out on anything geology related

Most geophiles showcase their rock collection, have a geology-related tattoo, and/or wear T-shirts that say: "My feelings toward geology are purely plutonic."

by N2daBizzel April 21, 2015

Sloppy Gopher

While having anal sex with a female or male, if you remove your penis to ejaculate on his or her back and they begin to shit themselves because of loss of control of their bowels, quickly shove your penis back up their ass to stop the shit from coming out. If done successfully, it should resemble a hairless gopher burrowing back into his hole.

"Dude i was fucking this chick up the ass last night and when i finished i had to give her a Sloppy Gopher to save the floor.

by PERRAY November 9, 2009

One of them ther' gopher-dogs

The singular form a a ground-burrowing mammal that is reminiscient of a woodchuck or meerkat.

Two kids were watching the Discovery Channel on television when a Meerkat came onto the screen. One kid said,"Hey look! It's a meerkat."
The second, who wasn't paying attention, turned to the tv and spotted the animal and said,"Hey! Ain't that one of them ther' gopher dogs?"

by Matthew Ryan Jenkins Esquire September 28, 2003

gophering

When working in a cube farm, the sticking up of one's head above the hedge to see or hear what other coworkers are doing.

After the discussion of John's wife sleeping with the office manager, I found myself gophering a lot more than usual.

by Denis Baldwin December 22, 2003

Geoghan

1. a mad south african ninja who has killed many man
2. to kill someone with a bow and arrow

he geoghaned that kid

by Dinleelee October 21, 2008

geropholous

a name for a very fat cat, or one that looks as if it is fat but just has a lot of fluff

"wow,thats a geropholous!"
"no he just has a lot of fluff"

by 4567huu February 26, 2010

geopoly

The best goddamn game in the universe that is never released.

- Have you played Geopoly?
- No, do you mean monopoly?

by thorsonite April 9, 2019