geezer jam

noun -- used whenever an old person is impeding your progress, either on the road or on the sidewalk, when you can't easily get around and are stuck in slow motion.

"We could make better time if we could just get around this geezer jam."

by Sanderling October 1, 2006

Geezer FYI

Sometimes a senior citizen wanders off in a hardware or scrapbook store and loses all sense of time, but there is no need to panic or send out an Amber Alert as one would a child. Eventually, however, you may want to let someone know that the person is missing by sending out a calm Geezer FYI.

Peg text her friends: "Geezer FYI: I lost Pete in Sears a few hours ago, but I'm sure he'll show up sooner or later."

by LovingtheLanguage July 7, 2009

geezery

Old, ugly, wearing shorts and wearing Bierkenstocks

The geezery guy was hitting on me in Trader Joes

by archeobob July 1, 2011

geezerama

A slightly disparaging term used to describe a large group of geriatric folks who have gathered for a celebration of some kind.

Well God knows I’m old, but I don’t know if I can plunge myself into that geezerama for as long as I’d need to in order to get some birthday cake!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 18, 2022

Geeersh

1. This is the expression used when one has accomplished greatness or is in the presence of greatness. For example, one of your favorite food dishes is served to you this is an appropriate moment to use geeersh.

2. You are a man and have sex... you are about to ejaculate this is also an appropriate time to say Geeersh!

3. You think of something particularly cool it is appropriate to use geeersh.

4. A word that can be used in many ways depending on the tone of usage or when u explain something to someone and how amazing it is it is appropriate to add a geeersh at the end of your story.

5. When you are showing off your sexual prowess by flexing muscles it is appropriate to add the loudest deepest geeersh you can muster out of the bottom of your throat.

6. A battle cry used before attempting to accomplishing anything.

*mom puts amazing food in front of you when fucking hungry*
Hungry Guy: "Geeersh!"

Guy1: *just kicked ass in Monopoly*
Guy2: "Fuck"
Guy1: "GEEERSH!"

*2 bisexual chicks walk in and start sucking dick out of nowhere*
Lucky Guy: "Geeersh!"

Guy1: "Dude, guess what? My favorite band is in town this weekend."
Guy2: "No fucking way!"
Guy1: "Yeah dude, Geeersh."

*outside Room 1178*
Guy1: "I'm going to get an A+ on this Oraganic Chemistry Final, Geeersh!"

by Synth Terrorist December 21, 2008

Geeter

(noun) - Meth/tweek
(verb) - To ingest meth or to exibit the effects of meth/tweek

When i geeter out, i clean my whole appartment/trailer.

by BurningBunny November 14, 2004

geezer gamer

A graduate of the days of pong, pac man, and space invaders. A gamer in their thirties and above who plays for fun and the glory of the occasional win, who doesn't have to ask mommy or daddy for money to buy the latest game, who doesn't have to get permission to stay up late and play online ( .... well, a kitchenpass from the spouse may be required). A gamer who ... "back in my day, we didn't have gameboys. We had to walk in 3 feet of snow, uphill both ways, just to play Donkey Kong". A gamer from the era of Atari, Commodore 64, and the TI 99.

You just got schooled old man ... you must be a geezer gamer. I just pwned your @%*&ing ass you geezer gamer.

by DstrucTIonS July 10, 2005