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1. This is the expression used when one has accomplished greatness or is in the presence of greatness. For example, one of your favorite food dishes is served to you this is an appropriate moment to use geeersh.

2. You are a man and have sex... you are about to ejaculate this is also an appropriate time to say Geeersh!

3. You think of something particularly cool it is appropriate to use geeersh.

4. A word that can be used in many ways depending on the tone of usage or when u explain something to someone and how amazing it is it is appropriate to add a geeersh at the end of your story.

5. When you are showing off your sexual prowess by flexing muscles it is appropriate to add the loudest deepest geeersh you can muster out of the bottom of your throat.

6. A battle cry used before attempting to accomplishing anything.
*mom puts amazing food in front of you when fucking hungry*
Hungry Guy: "Geeersh!"

Guy1: *just kicked ass in Monopoly*
Guy2: "Fuck"
Guy1: "GEEERSH!"

*2 bisexual chicks walk in and start sucking dick out of nowhere*
Lucky Guy: "Geeersh!"

Guy1: "Dude, guess what? My favorite band is in town this weekend."
Guy2: "No fucking way!"
Guy1: "Yeah dude, Geeersh."

*outside Room 1178*
Guy1: "I'm going to get an A+ on this Oraganic Chemistry Final, Geeersh!"
Geeersh by Synth Terrorist December 21, 2008
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Geezershit

Geezershit is a lifestyle followed by geezers. Geezers make their own rules, live their lifes to he fullest and acomplish certain things without doing anything. If one person lives up to become a geezer he is on geezershit.
Wow I just graduated (cum laude) without doing anything this whole year, I am on geezershit!
Geezershit by Captain Geezer June 18, 2018

genershk 

the sound cavemen make whilst orgasming
caveman is getting head
genershk
genershk by Cavemale July 12, 2021
One of the sexiest names, has nice hair and can sometimes be a prick...but mostly funny as this rear species grow older..they're name becomes extinct and shall die within a long while..so think carefully before approaching
I couldn't curse so have a nice day

Geeresh is nice
Geeresh by Geeresh September 10, 2021

geuershoi 

a competition between (mostly) men where they stretch their anus as far as possible, then a nerf gun shoots a nerf dart into the brown void. the one that penetrates the deepest is the winner. the winner generally takes the foreskin of his competitors as a trophy(pubes of the wemon competitors). circumsized men are disqualified from playing but can take part as the shooter or judge of penetration.
man geuershoi is so much fun
Remember the dog time watch maths with d school grass inside the parlour to buy cars like dogs with lizards on the pot in my phone remember the password for the soup broccoli i think slime is old and when you die it doesn't taste good.
woah!! this geeresh is confusing.
geeresh by badman from round here September 10, 2021
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murderhobo 

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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