Glazernomics

1. The branch of knowledge concerned with the production, consumption or transfer of wealth to oneself, at the detriment of all others.
2. The means to strip all that is of worth from a person, entity or subject, with no regard to the outcome.

I am tired of how Manchester United are not making an effort to better this club, this is peak Glazernomics!

by LomaUtd May 14, 2021

alt.geezer

n. Any "experienced" member of an alt.* Usenet group (typically for binaries) that has no tolerance level for requests, comments, or questions. These people typically have been participating in the newsgroup for a minimum of four to six months and actively guard their small, insignificant territory by providing a hostile environment and citing unwritten rules.

Not to be confused with yEnc-cOp *.fuckwad or Usenut.

User 1: That alt.geezer keeps ragging on the noobs, but never posts a damn FAQ.

Users 2: At least it keeps him inside the house.

by Usenut May 1, 2005

slimy geezer suprise

when a nurse is changing an old mans diaper only to find that he has ejaculated in his adult diaper.

I fuckin hate workin at the old folks home. Benjamin always has a slimy geezer suprise waitin for me in the morning.

by caleb is not my real name July 6, 2010

double geezer

Pronounced "double-jeezer": when your girl joins you in the bathtub, wraps her legs around you, presses her anus against yours and farts into it.

My girl just gave me a double geezer! Turned the bathtub into a huge fart bong. I can still feel that shit!

by glenzo January 1, 2017

Curb-Grazer

Roadside sluts (Prostitutes)

Look at dem Curb-Grazers over yonder!

by Farmboy22 May 27, 2021

British Geezer

father of the chav and roadman

loves football
watches east enders

"oi hes a good ol' british geezer"

by zaif12354 February 16, 2022

geezer squeezer

A girl who only goes out with old guys.

Sheila is a well-known geezer squeezer, who has provided many an enjoyable night for some of her fortysomething divorced male acquaintances.

by circushead March 10, 2007