Gatekeeper's Paradox

A meme is dead the moment someone plants the gates/differentiate "true" and "false".

Among Us' demise was due to the Gatekeeper's Paradox - the creation of two caucuses: "Stop saying sus" and "Only true players get this."

by Spvtnyk February 28, 2026

puckered gatekeeper

Butthole

i clenched tightly but the puckered gatekeeper betrayed me, releasing a silent but deadly one just as the elevator door slid shut.

by Thisscreennameblows October 6, 2016

Hurling Goalkeeper

A mad individual that is a goalkeeper in the Irish sport hurling they have to stand in a 2.5m x 6m goal while trying to block a sliotar which is about 6cm is diameter with a goalkeeper's hurley which usually has a bas (the flattened, curved end) twice the size of other players' hurleys to block the sliotar. A good strike with a hurley can propel the ball over 150 km/h (93 mp/h) and this individual has to block the sliotar with any part of their body as long as they don’t concede a goal they do all of this whilst wearing the same amount of protection as all of the other players on the field

“That hurling goalkeeper is a mad bastard he saved that penalty”

by oi2in April 18, 2018

Shit Goalkeeper

This Person plays for C grade and everyone gives him shit. He just wants to make B grade with his friends.

God, Lachlan is such a shit goalkeeper.

by Wishes to be like De Gea June 24, 2018

Domme Gatekeeper

A wrinkly, saggy, middle aged, jobless whore who peaked in the 80s and thinks just because she owns a pair of leather boots and a gimp mask, that she’s better than anyone else who attempts to learn more about the bdsm fetish.

Sandra is a real Domme Gatekeeper, she belittles other dommes and is the reason the community is rotting away. She ought to get a grip, she’s 42 and her kids are fed up of having to hold the camera whilst she pretends to whip it and calls it a ‘sissy slut’.

by georgiaskinny March 19, 2021

Dirty Goalkeeper

The act of putting one's balls in a lady's hole and the lady cock blocks you. Then to find out that the lady is a man and deep throats you with both his balls and penis.

For valentines day my girlfriend treated me for a bit of how's your father until she pulled a Dirty Goalkeeper

by Chavs69 June 2, 2022

ICSM FC 4s goalkeeper

The least athletic lump in the club who loves a pint and gets out of breath running to the centre circle.

However bonus point for rocking up with a WAG

We are never scoring against that ICSM FC 4s goalkeeper, he takes up half the goal!

by uhprofile November 22, 2024