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Gaston Extra Orafice

The hole in the abdomen attached to a colostomy bag. A rarely used sexual orafice whose use is often frowned upon by polite society. This orafice is not found on all people, but when found should be used with care.
Betty and Bill had been married for nearly 42 years and there was little magic left in their marriage. But after many beers and shots of tequila they discovered that her Gaston Extra Orafice was a great way to bring back the magic. Bill was especially aroused when he realized that this Gaston Dirty No No Hole allowed him to do an Alabama Hot Pocket with out all the work.
by bullyschongle March 17, 2010
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Gatlon

1. Supreme awesomeness

2. The ultimate Stud

3. The guy every girl wants

4. Someone you should be jealous of

5. Gonna be very rich someday, so be nice to him in case you need a loan
Guy 1: "Dude that kid is totally a Gatlon"

Guy 2: "I know, I'm so Jealous"

Girl 1: " He's drop dead gorgeous"
by Smellican1 December 18, 2018
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Gaston meneses

A “Gaston meneses” is a very unsettling creature. It waddles on it’s only two legs and consistently makes very odd noises for attention. It’s favorite word is “Frat” and if you want to make it happy just talk about Greek life. Many have said that it’s eyes have traces of evil in them and it’s intentions are cruel.

WARNING: Do not get it drunk, if you do. Just let it be alone for a couple hours till it sobers up.
Did you see that “Gaston meneses” at rush? It had eyes like a great white and was very on edge whole time.
by THE TREE BRANCH 99 April 2, 2022
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Gastonisize

To unfairly villainize or otherwise cast someone in a dark light.

To Gastonisize
Gastonisized
Gastonisizing
Heath chose not to share his TV with his roommate. His roommate got upset and immediately gastonisized him.
by Eekmin September 13, 2014
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Gayson

A gay version of the name Jason, he is not really gay but acts gay around males. Gayson's are usually extreme and have unusually and/or strange behaviours.
Jason: 'slaps Nathan's ass in the lockeroom'
Nathan: fuck you Gayson
by Bigmanzhot April 4, 2019
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gaton

Ur dick but a it’s a baton like what cops use
Ima beat you with my gaton
by Germaine’s slave November 23, 2020
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Gaston Empire

by Geontop February 15, 2021
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