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Lake Gaston

A large man made lake operated by the Army Corps Of Engineers. Lake Gaston boasts 350 miles of shore line in five counties and two states, North Carolina and Virginia. Lake Gaston offeres visitors water sports like swimming, skiing, wake boarding, tubing, boating and fishing. Most homes are private but there are some very nice vacation rentals available. If you are lucky enough to live on Lake Gaston you are lucky enough!
by LakeGastonFlowers March 4, 2011
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gastronomy

the study of how long it takes to take a dump after eating at taco bell

the study of how loud you fart after eating at taco bell

the study of farting so loudly that you go flying in the air and crack windows, leaving large marks on an seismometer
jaden just took a huge gastronomy, must've been taco bell
by autistizar December 2, 2013
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gastown

A part of vancouver, BC, home to many homeless people, and it is quite scary. Many shelters for homeless dudes are located there. The police station and the very FREAKY police museum.I think it's scary! Similiar to surrey, but it's worse!
Billy: Dude wanna go to the gastown, the east end of vancouver?
Riley: Naw, that place is freaky, too much crime.
by teeteehee February 20, 2007
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Gastronycosis

The act of swallowing ones own semen.
I Gastronycosised all night and now I have the taste in my mouth!
by abcdefghijklmnopqrstuwxyzPOOP October 11, 2007
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Gaston

When you take a huge shit and it causes you to miss something important. This term comes from an incident during a small production of Beauty and The Beast where an extra missed their entrance (and the whole scene) during the song Gaston because they were taking the world’s largest crap.
Friend: “How did your interview go yesterday?”
You: “I didn’t even make it because I had a terrible Gaston.”
by GastonQueen May 2, 2018
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Gaston

To do anything super slow and inefficient.
If I am assigned one more thing to do today before I get off I will Gaston the hell out of it!
by Simplyamaizeing April 9, 2019
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Gaston

A misogynistic, narcissistic and conceited prick with a massive god complex and over-inflated ego. A comparison to the dim-witted villain from Beauty And The Beast.
Dyl is such a Gaston.
by BabydollDame22 April 10, 2017
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