girthy

a person or thing that is short and wide.

That girl over yonder is girthy.

Joe has a genuinely girthy dick.

by zztops yo January 22, 2007

Gurthy

Fat choad meaty dick

Mason has a gurthy!

by Fatgurthyweiner103 June 14, 2018

Garth Brooks

The best performer of ours or any time.

"Garth Brooks is so fucking awesome. I just can't believe how much of a fucking god he is."

by Derpy July 9, 2005

Garty

A party in a garage - the perfect place to throw down.

I’m throwing a garty tomorrow, there will be garden tools, a lawn mower, and some soil, but it’s going to be a rager.

by mostachloe March 21, 2019

Snarfle the Garthok

A reference to the Coneheads movie. To take on a daunting task with failure a likely possibility.

"If you are going to ask her out on a date, then you might as well Snarfle the Garthok."

by Larry Nathan April 29, 2008

Garth Bow

Garth Bow is a medical ailment that effects a large number of people across the world. It is a serious illness that can affect victims work and social life. Symptoms include a lack of sense of humor, grumpiness and has also been know to effect other areas of the body if treated correctly for example Garth-Knee, Garth-Eye and Garth-Breath.

Oh my god i have Garth Bow and it Hurts

or

Holy hell your Garth Bow looks bad

or

I didnt get my Garth Bow treated and now ive got Garth Knee too

by Doctor Garthy September 12, 2013

Garthson

A fucking piece of shit math teacher who hates children and probably hasn't gotten head in 12 millenia because he's a fucking bitch and did you know that he hates ethnic children as well? What a fucking bitch ass math teacher bitch

Mr. Garthson murdered 12 children in his grade 9 class because they couldn't find X in the formula, what a shithead

by GarthsonIsAFuckingDevilBitch March 10, 2019