Garck

the ancient art of "successfully" practice a fellatio on himself ~or herself( real talent ),
special form of autofellatio, more aggressive or in a skillful/creative way,

when it is practiced in a social environment, with friends, or as a competition it is also often called Garckeling

"Hey Matt I was able to garck!, I think i should go big with it ..."

"Honey i think Jimmy is... well garcking, we should do something."

Breacking News:
"A man was found dead in a kind of pretzel shape near the local train station, he was identified to be 28 year old Jimmy Kumberbacker, it wasn't confirmed yet but apparently it seems that he was trying to garck and died in the process. We have here with us Prf. Dr. Mike Lucil, the known garck sepcialist also recognized due to his contributions in the field of Garckling, the extreme Sport 'Deep Garcking' and the book 'Garcking an adventure of self discovery'... "

by ifindfunnywhenpeoplecough July 15, 2016

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garcie

Garcie is athletic and loves to eat food and watch Shane Dawson. You don’t want to make a Garcie mad or she will fight you. She hates people you this are better than everyone so if you are like that stay away.

Omg I’m such a garcie

by Garcie May 14, 2018

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Gariese

A person that may be weird on the outside
But is one of the most careful people you will meet. And there very smart..

His name is Gariese and you know what they saw about them.

by Riese August 30, 2021

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Garcia

Insanely hot man, gets all the ladies. Also likes pickles. WIll most definitely drive you crazy but in a good way, very smart and funny. Could quite literally make everyone fall inlove with his goofy smile and pretty eyes.

Friend, " Is he as cool as Garcia?"
You, " Of course not,no on is cooler than garcia"

by potats May 28, 2022

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garcic

a feeling

the voices are getting louder the fog is coming feeling garcic

by penisman60099 January 14, 2023

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Mumu Garci

Everything and Anything Amazing!

Mumu Garci Quotations:
"I'm an alien from MARZ!"
"I don't want to be American!"
"I am going to write this one up!"
"OhMyGawd!"
"COME HERE!"
"Sign your initials...so I can sue you!"
"DONT MUMU ME!"
"What is up with you?"
"Geeet out of my claaassss"
"YOU are THAT"
"...come sit right here"
"I AM NOT TALKING TO YOU OKAY!!! JUSSSHADDDDDUPPP!!!"
"I want you out of my class right now, I'm calling Mrs. Chu."
Onye: "CHILL OUT BRO!" "Don't call me that okay, I am not your bro!"
Onye: "SHUT UP FOOL!" "OYE? What you call me? A FOOL?!?"
"When I retire, I want to see you on the street, MAN TO MAN!"
Get away from me, you might kill me!"
"He is going to fail even if I lose my job!"
Onye: "I can beat you up!" "OH YEAH? TRY IT!"

by Mumu Garci April 28, 2009

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