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Garfunkel

A term that can be used to substitute in for a curse word.
Person: I just nailed my hand to a post! Garfunkel!
by Tom Canty October 4, 2012
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Garfunkle

by Trevor May 10, 2003
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garfunkled

When you vomit and climax at the same time.
I Garfunkled on her back
by UncleSlippery April 30, 2015
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Garfunkleling

Another word for hot steamy sex, especially while watching the animal planet
Cody: Amanda, i was wondering if garfunkleling was on the agenda after cats 101 and before whale wars?
Amanda: Better make it quick.
by LiL Chef December 20, 2008
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Slobbering Garfunkel

This is an obscure one.

Your Uncle, who bears more than a slight resemblance to Art Garfunkel, has just blown you to completion and your father is on the receiving end of your uncle's snowball.
Holy crap dude, Burt just gave your Dad a slobbering Garfunkel.
by Miss Toffee September 9, 2010
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garfunkel

Someone that you can't tell if they are a boy or a girl.
Is that a dude?

No it's a garfunkel
by nigtig March 20, 2011
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Garfunkeling

fluidly using Paul Simon lyrics as your facebook status or as a post on someone's wall. Extra points are awarded if people think they are your own words and bonus points if they come off of the Graceland album.
The following are examples of Garfunkeling:
Chad how long do you think you can run that body down.
Gary sees angels in the architecture spinning in infinity and says hey, hallelujah!
Jary can't run, but he can walk much faster than this.
Leilani doesn't have to discuss much.
Maya can't help but wonder, what's gone wrong.

In a sentence, we have been Garfunkeling and it looks like Maya is the clear winner...
by GMB2 November 30, 2010
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