Garage life

To live your life in your garage, wrenching on cars, trucks, motorcycles, and wiring speakers. Usually when someone lives the "garage life" they use narcotics to fuel them fir many days at a time. Very rarely does anything actually get completed, or built while living the garage life. Many projects are started, most are not completed.

Doug has been living that garage life wiring speakers for 3 days straight. That guy has more speakers than sound bank.

by Franky Ratchet July 20, 2016

garage toad

When it's so cold outside that your balls go inside your body resembling a toad going in its hole

Dude it's so cold, that I have a garage toad right now

by Garageman June 10, 2017

garage lift

When you have someone lift your balls and spread the butt cheeks so they can lick from asshole down the taint to the base of the balls from below with one motion.

Sharleena gave me a garage lift last night and my grundle is still tingling.

by ballsweatgargle April 19, 2018

dong garage

Jack's Butthole

Jack open your dong garage im comin in for a crash landing

by MrNoStylzz July 12, 2016

garage sailing

The pasttime of attending garage sales in pursuit of other peoples junk that may or may not be cool.

I think we'll go garage sailing this weekend for Velvet Elvis'.

by rzklkng August 25, 2003

garage sale pussy

Non-spontaneous sexual relations that are initiated with a singular, non-disputable purpose: to achieve an orgasm and get the fuck out as soon as possible. Not surprisingly, garage sale pussy is very easy to obtain and leaves much more to be desired than conventional pussy.

(1) Married couples trying to conceive.

(2) People who hook up at a real-life garage sale.

Much like that 1985 charity fun run T-shirt you scored for $0.25 at the neighbor's garage sale, with garage sale pussy, you get what you pay for.

by Cayman's Finest Bearded Clams November 14, 2009

speed garage

totally different music to what people know as bassline house today, but yet some still call it speed garage???? the old and new are a totally different sound!!

187 lockdown and serious danger fans will know what im talkin about, these sort of tunes jus aint made anymore, but r still bangin!. new bassline house, eg, joe q or danny bond are a totally different sound, so why call it speed garage when its otherwise known as niche or bassline house?????

by adam ratcliffe September 16, 2008