gammon and spinach 

A phrase used by Mr Jorkin in Alastair's Sim's version of Scrooge: A Christmas Carol and I think it means no harm done

It's alright lad, gammon and spinach......

gammon and spinach by MJJJ5 December 6, 2013

Gammon Washer 

A word used to describe a vagina on 'Tim Shaws Asylum' on Kerrang Radio.

'I put it right up her gammon washer'

Gammon Washer by Dan Pearce June 24, 2005

Gammon gash 

Huge battered pink fanny

Holy shit that girls got a gammon gash

Gammon gash by Walesy5p February 5, 2018

Gammon slap 

When your eating a girl out and he fat ass thighs slap your face

Damn girl you just K.O'd me with a Gammon slap!

Gammon slap by ClappedupNanbred January 30, 2019

Gammon Paradox

Someone that wants to keep their sovereignty yet rejects that very same sovereignty.

This occurs primarily when a Gammon that voted for a hard Brexit to get their sovereignty back, has a fit due to the law of the land (sovereignty) going against their wishes.

Or, when the act of a proroguement was deemed by a Gammon that it was not used for 'particular purpose' (i.e. Brexit), yet the Gammon insists the 'particular purpose' was affected by the deemed illegality of said proroguement.

"This is a prime example of a Gammon Paradox, as he insists the supreme court is the bad ones in all this, but the courts are part of our sovereign state."

Gammon Paradox by Streakin-Bacon September 24, 2019

gammon head 

Someone with an abnormally large head

Oi Gammon Head! How Is It?

gammon head by VampyLovesCake August 30, 2022

gammon face

British term for (usually) old, upper class, conservative, racist white men who voted for Brexit. Usually characterised by their red “gammon” faces caused by heavy alcohol usage.

“Ah Gary… that gammon face has no idea what we working class go through.”

gammon face by anonymous March 31, 2024