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I don't give a bakers fuck

Used to express not giving a fuck, but when not giving a fuck doesn't go far enough. A bakers fuck has an inverse relationship to a bakers dozen. Where a bakers dozen includes one extra, a bakers fuck includes one less. Hence, not giving a bakers fuck is giving even less fucks than usual.

The delivery is very important. You must always have a slight pause after the bakers and heavily emphasize the fuck.
Steve: Dude, this new vegan protein shake really hit the spot.

Zach: I don't give a bakers fuck about your vegan protein.
by zackgee July 12, 2016
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I Don't Give a Fuck

Whenever you say that you don't give a fuck..you must not give a fuck FULLY. You dont give half a fuck, a quarter fuck..You don't give a mother or a brother fuck..YOU DO NOT GIVE ANY AMOUNT OF FUCK. You have to be stingy with your fucks..protect them..Like drops of water in a drought, such are your fucks..and you do not give them..EVER
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Used to describe something so horrible that it can spontaneously infect victims with the HIV virus and instantly advance to full blown AIDS.
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