Gurfarzand

A singh who is a son.

My Gurfarzand is so sexy.

by Baba Ki June 2, 2022

Guirftyz

Originally the third word in the Crunchem Hall School slogan: Bambinatum Est Guirftyz Maggitum”, which meant Children Are Guilty Maggots. Agatha Trunchbull had a hard time spelling it, so it was ultimately dropped.

You children are Guirftyz!

by Fros T Snowman October 29, 2022

guarf

A generally unkempt man that has little regard for self pride, social norms, or institutional norms. May be a member of a club or military that holds high standards that he ignores.

Although Terry’s sergeant tried to get him to follow proper military protocol, he never could seem to get past being a guarf.

by Foxtrot1776 August 22, 2023

gurfinkel

A Jewish last name.
Red precious stone in German.

"Have you seen Moran Gurfinkel?"

by Hatooli November 27, 2023

Gurf

A vulgar slang for the act of having sex

What the gurf, my pen is gone

by Doros June 7, 2024

Gurfuff

-A gruff chuckle,
-Or sarcastic tone used when making a joke or comment.

First known use by Faith B. Anderson, who thought it was an actual word until she looked it up and found it did not exist

As the dumpster fire spiraled out of control, she said with a gurfuff, “I guess it could be worse.”

by AFashionTrend February 17, 2026

Gurflatula

An act of proscription among an alien species which consists of a ritualized abuse and molestation of one's person by those they most trusted and loved. Following this act, they are left to die in the sleet.

"Resembles-the-Neighbor was condemned to the Gurflatula by the Council of Elders."

by Puff a G Dub March 29, 2025