Glasgow throat-clearing

To fart or break wind.

Gibson was doing a little Glasgow throat-clearing in the loo the other day.

by Vlad the Impaler September 11, 2005

Glasgae Style

When you have sex with a prostitute and ask if you can pay her next week

Man: Hey is it alright if i do it glasgae style.

Prostitute: Sure

(after havin sex the bloke finishes) & says

Man: is it alright if i pay you next week

by hunglikadonkey May 20, 2009

Glasgow shower

To apply aerosol deoderant to one's pits and bits in order to avoid the necessity of coming into contact with water or, indeed, soap.

Christ! I've pulled and I've only had a Glasgow shower! D'you think she'll notice?quick pssst

by Das Unterweger October 25, 2007

Glasgow Kiss

To headbutt someone

"Yeah, i so gave her a "Glasgow Kiss""

by durpyderpadurpd January 1, 2012

Glasgow Special

The "Glasgow Special" is essentially a donkey punch, with the variation of using a glass bottle instead of a fist to deliver the blow to the back of the head.

Tom: Will you Glasgow Special me please?

by Mendax June 23, 2014

New Glasgow

A nice town in Nova Scotia. Part of pictou county, which has the most pizza places per capita in the world. Divided in west side, east side, north and south ends.

Woman: Where can we get some good pizza?
Man: New Glasgow!

by chilldog April 20, 2011

GSASG

Go Sacrifice A Small Goat (pronounced gah-sazg)

GSASG-
"All I did was invite them to have a drink"
"No, you invited them to strip naked and sacrifice a small goat." (Rush Hour 2)

by GSASG April 4, 2008