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tote the glock

1) When a hard ass nigga roles around his hood carrying and or packing one/many pistols made by the Glock Manufacturing Company
"Just cuz i smoke and joke a lot don't mean i don't tote the glock." - Biggie
by sumbird April 8, 2009
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Glock 7

A handgun popularized by the movie "Die Hard 2: Die Harder". Made in Germany, this firearm is constructed entirely of porcelain, is capable of passing through airport metal detectors completely unnoticed. The only downside to this amazing weapon is the price, which is quite expensive. The real MSRP is unknown, but experts say that they cost more than the Dulles International Airport Police Chief makes in a month.

This is not to be confused with the Austrian made 9mm Glock 17, or any other Glock handgun, which are constructed of both steel and polymer, and would quite easily set off an airport metal detector. Retail price on any other Glock firearm is most likely much less than what the Dulles International Airport Police Chief makes in a month. Most Glocks range in price from $400-$600 USD.

No, the "Glock 7" doesn't really exist. I would advise against going into your local sporting goods store and trying to order one. Unless, of course, you enjoy being thoroughly and relentlessly made fun of.
"That punk pulled a Glock 7 on me, you know what that is? It's a porcelain gun made in Germany. It doesn't show up on your airport metal detectors and probably costs more than what you make in a month."
by Convert October 22, 2007
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Glock leg

A condition where a person shoots himself (or herself) in the leg while holstering their Glock pistol.

This can happen with any weapon yielded by a careless user, but it is common among Glock pistols due to the lack of a manual safety, relatively light trigger pull, and lack of a proper hammer to push on while holstering.
How is Jim doing? I heard that he came down with a case of Glock leg at the range yesterday.
by buda2222 August 21, 2008
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grockers

When the king bangs on the wall and the Grockmonster comes out with his green coat and bockers.
He’s in his grockers
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Grackie

A 7 headed magical creature with the head of a goat, legs like a penguin, a torso of a lemur, and wings of a bat.
by Aw nah November 15, 2010
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gock block

An instrument used typically by marching instructors that is made out of plastic or synthetic woods. The gock block is hit in order to establish or keep a tempo for musicians to march or play to. Also referred to as met or metronome.
Student 1: Bro, where's the met clicky thingy?
Student 2: You mean the gock block? I think it's in the director's office.
by JFC420 September 27, 2015
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glockz

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by bloodygripz May 19, 2022
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