parasitic groping pretzel tree

: an exceptionally advanced cuddling position involving two persons and a spectator. The first person involved, lying on their back, must have one leg between the other person’s legs, wrapping their remaining leg--the far outside leg--around the three already intertwined. The second participant tightly wraps their torso on top of first person’s side, while snuggling their head into the décolletage or chest area. The first person’s arms are generally stretched around the second person’s waist and back, firmly supporting their contorted position and clutching them as closely as possible; and, the second person’s arms are up-stretched and wound around the chest and neck area of the first person. Ideally, the second person in this position should have minimal contact with the bed—a hip at most. This position is generally most effective in the dark where the role of the spectator is to remain to the side, burning with curiosity.

B: What's going on over there?

C: We're having a parasitic groping pretzel tree.

A: *muffled chuckling*

by C0S0f0N0 November 23, 2010

growing a tail

To be touching cloth, to have one ready in the bomb bay.

Gawd, i must have a shit, i'm beginning to grow a tail

by Gary December 26, 2003

Groing

The sound that a boner makes.

"i was about to go down on him when i heard a groing."

"the entire class heard me groing during the middle of the presentation on chlamydia. It was SO embarrassing!"

by altapurplewrench August 12, 2009

Growing a Tail

1. Having a turtle peaking

2. Point just before the break when taking a dump

I gotta run, I'm growing a tail!

by Loose Goose July 31, 2008

Growing Pains

An old tv show with
Kirk Cameron
Tracy Gold
Jeremy miller
And Guest apperances by leonardo Decaprio

Did you see growing pains last night! It was awsome!

by Bertha-Wendy February 19, 2007

groping

grabbing a girl's boobs.

Groping usually occurs when a guy grabs a girl's boobs (wanted or unwanted) to arise him and get his girl horny.

by wikidictionary April 9, 2008

person growling

when someone growls from there body like a bear. this is often disturbing and can lead to no friends.

person 1: alan, can you hear a bear growling?
person 2: nnaaah, thats me, im the person growling hunny.
person 1: thats disturbing. im not your friend. by barbabra.

by swedish house mafia m3rt October 18, 2010