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gooch stroker

a gooch stroker is a person who takes pleasure from stroking the gooch of either themself or the gooch of another.

They may stroke their own gooch as part of the act of masturbation, but gooch stroking may also be totally non-sexual. Gooch strokers tend to form clans who after intense training in gooch dojos are accetped as a true gooch assasin.
Mandy: Oh Wantabe, let me stroke your gooch while I pleasure you

Wantanabe: hell no, there aint no way I'm letting your fingers anywehere near my gooch, or my bacon strip, you gooch stroker!
by The Padre October 19, 2009
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Gooch

The bit of skin in between your ball sack and your ass hole.
I put my hands down my pants and played with my gooch hairs
by Kaylas Eddie June 10, 2017
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gooch

ah, man my gooch hurts
by akdasadasd May 6, 2012
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goochime

A character or person that is seen as full of themselves, going by an alter ego god complex.
It was all fun in games until Fiona started glorifying herself like a goochime.
by elliofo July 14, 2021
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Gooch

The area between ass and your balls... aka ... the taint
Gooch isnt so bad . Hes not a dick and hes not an asshole.
by B.Lady May 24, 2016
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gooch taco

When you shit and rub it into your gooch and nut on it to make a cheese effect. And then you make your girl eat it.
Amanda really ate up my gooch taco last night.
by FlumboKing March 22, 2021
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gotcha journalism

simple, straight-forward questions that cannot be answered by inept politicians.
katie couric: "governor palin, how many fingers am i holding up?"

sarah palin: "you know katie, i'm sick and tired of this gotcha journalism."
by bun September 30, 2008
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