Goober

Weirdo, dorky person

You are such a goober

by Aaharmon December 6, 2017

silly goober

something you say to someone after they say sum gay ass shit in public loud enough for people to hear.

kyle: yes bae
caleb: you’re such a silly goober

by galesburg January 1, 2022

goobertron

a goobertron is basically an uber goober, espeicially if they are the goofy type that do the robot

"look at that goobertron dancing!"

by Freddie Gill October 4, 2006

gooberness disease

The lifelong disease of being a goober. Hard to diagnose, but non-curable once found. Acts up in episodes. Like acne except without the zits.

Hannah: Did you hear about Jack? He's got gooberness disease!

Eddy: Oh no! He'll be a goober for the rest of his life!

by goober2011 November 17, 2009

goober glue

The milky white substance that is produced by the testicles, and is shot out of the penis. It is sometimes used for baby making or just a tasty snack (if you're into that).

I'll stick that bitch's eyes shut with my goober glue!

by Shayfus January 3, 2008

Triple Gooberry Sundae

A sex act involving one woman and three men. One ejaculates on the top of her head while the other two do the same in each of her ear canals.

Did you hear? Me and two buddies gave Sarah a heaping Triple Gooberry Sundae last night!

by BigBean January 12, 2015

gooberry

1. something funny to say when your stoned
2. an insult

omg your such a gooberry!

by kshizz May 2, 2006