happy gilmore

The process of bending a girl over the arm of a couch or whatever, and starting at one end of the room, run at full speed (hopefully you are fully errect) and insert the penis into the vagina.

I bent my neighbor over the arm of my chair and happy gilmored her. Unfortunatelly I was limp and broke my cock.

by David M Ross April 22, 2007

Happy Gilmore

A Drink made out of a mixture of Arnold Palmer Half n Half and Vodka.

Guy 1: Dude what is this shit? its fuckin good! it tastes like arnold palmer
Guy 2: Its a Happy Gilmore. Its Arnold Palmer and Vodka
Guy 1: No fuckin way dude! this shit is awesome!

by Stevie Weevie OT March 23, 2010

Gilmored

From the show Gilmore Girls , when someone manipulates you in a backhand way that although you may have gotten what you wanted you still lost. Similar to how Emily Gilmore handles any exchanges

"We were arguing and somehow I agreed to hosting a dinner party"
"Sounds like you've been gilmored"

by MagicMoon June 6, 2017

Gilmer Buckeyes

A kick-ass high school football team that puts heart and soul into the game. They are a fearless group of young men, with heart inspiring coaches, that encourage these boys to work with all their heart and play football.

Me: Did you see those Gilmer Buckeyes play tonight? They kicked ass and took names! Go Buckeyes!

by Buckeyes Rock! December 11, 2017

Lauren Gilmartin

A viral video sensation of March 2011. She is known primarily for being part dog, part dwarf, and part cheesecake.

Yo did you see that video of Lauren Gilmartin, what is wrong with that thing.

by famous friend April 6, 2011

Space Gilmour

The act of watching yourself spread your ass cheeks apart and shitting on the floor through a mirrors reflection.

1) Have you ever experienced the Space Gilmour? It's an emotional experience.

2) My friend Boris did a Space Gilmour a while back, don't even know the guy anymore

3) Why yes, I have done Space Gilmour before!

by Goosefarts November 18, 2014

Gitmotized

My beautiful laundered brain.

I vaugely recall being held as a prisoner somewhere in Cuba being raped by the guards and left with a bag over my head in a bright orange jumpsuit in the blazing sun - leaving me 'gitmotized' by it all.

Not the most pleasent holiday.

by qbhomes May 16, 2011