Ghandi's ambidextrous third nipple. It was always hidden by the cloth he wore around himself. At first you might not be able to recognize the third nipple, but it is there. The third nipple is worshiped and loved by all.
Ghandi's third nipple is our savior. All hail ghandi's third nipple! Chuck Noll loved ghandi's third nipple and cherished it like a brother.
by Taxidermist October 5, 2005

The dumb suicide bomber, Muhammad Rabinawitz accidentally pulled the cord to the bomb,quickly yelling allah ackbar jihad allihu ghandi allah, killing everyone at his base.
by blacknigerian April 16, 2009

by I eat butter sticks March 24, 2019

On Ghandi
Slang (noun/exclamation)
Definition:
A playful, non-religious twist on the slang phrase “On God,” used to swear sincerity or emphasize a statement’s truthfulness. By referencing Gandhi—renowned for his commitment to peace and moral integrity—this expression highlights honesty without invoking a deity.
Credited to: Maxwell Wishart
Slang (noun/exclamation)
Definition:
A playful, non-religious twist on the slang phrase “On God,” used to swear sincerity or emphasize a statement’s truthfulness. By referencing Gandhi—renowned for his commitment to peace and moral integrity—this expression highlights honesty without invoking a deity.
Credited to: Maxwell Wishart
Example Usage:
Friend 1: “Will you really help me move this weekend?”
Friend 2: “Yeah, I’ll be there with boxes and tape, on Ghandi!”
Person A: “Did you actually finish the entire group project by yourself?”
Person B: “I did—on Ghandi, I put in all the hours!”
Friend 1: “Will you really help me move this weekend?”
Friend 2: “Yeah, I’ll be there with boxes and tape, on Ghandi!”
Person A: “Did you actually finish the entire group project by yourself?”
Person B: “I did—on Ghandi, I put in all the hours!”
by AustinMcCully March 14, 2025

Similar to “Cowboy Up” (a rodeo rider preparing for a difficult bronco ride), this is the act of spiritually preparing oneself for encounters with aggressive power-trippers either in the workplace or in social situations by following Buddhist and Taoist principles.
“Wow, Rachel, your chi is going to be challenged in the meeting today with Miriam. You’d better get spiritually prepared and, y’know, Ghandi Up.”
“I’m ready, Marcia. I read the Tao Te Ching before work and did some goat yoga as well. I should Ghandi Up like this every day!”
“I’m ready, Marcia. I read the Tao Te Ching before work and did some goat yoga as well. I should Ghandi Up like this every day!”
by MCBassGuitar March 18, 2019
