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goat's tongue

A middle-age European torture method where the victims' legs are tied to a tree and the bottoms of the feet are moistened with salt. A thirsty goat would then lick their feet until the flesh was worn away.
Olaf: Johan, do you want to go jogging?

Johan: No Olaf, I prefer to ride horse. The king gave me the goat's tongue today.

Source: BMJ Journal
by Diego Mendez August 26, 2009
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goat boy

One of the best skits from the greatest comedian to have ever lived.
Goat boy is here to please you, tie me to your headboard, throw your legs over my shoulders and let me wear you like a feed bag.
by EvilDave April 15, 2004
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Gloatbook

What Facebook has become, specifically, a forum to gloat about your amazing life. This includes uploading too many baby or wedding photos, status updates about travel experiences, and pictures of food recently consumed.
Everyone I know: You should check out my Facebook page. I have all my wedding photos there! And an ultrasound of my fetus! And pictures of my hotel room in Bali! And the ice cream sundae I just ate that had chocolate sauce and whipped cream all over it. OMG, my life is so amazing!!!

Me: Gloatbook
by cherryblossom November 8, 2012
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Goat Ass Nigga

Someone who is a savage in life and approaches everything with reckless abandon
That dude did so much blow and smashed all that ass, he must be a Goat Ass Nigga
by Hella Goat June 22, 2017
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Goat Slitting

The act of cutting someone's eyes horizontally to give them 'goat slits'.
I just finished goat slitting that mad hatter's eyes.
by DaftSailor August 28, 2017
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goat karaoke

A new craze wherein folks bring their goats to a karaoke bar, get shit-faced and then reach a point where they are completely unselfconscious on the stage doing a duet with the goat.
Let’s go my fun loving little grass monkey, we got our goat karaoke tonight!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 19, 2019
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ginger mountain goat

A ginger, but with the appearance of a mountain goat. Typically has side burns and does occasional hand flips which represents the awkward hooves of a mountain goat.
by WHATDIDIDO Smith November 11, 2011
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