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gert

a verb, meaning to scrape/clean a jar or bowl with a rubber spatula or other utensil, to the point that there is nothing observable remaining
If you gert the peanut butter jar you may have enough to make a sandwich.
by Ms.Landry July 6, 2019
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Gert

'Danish'

An idiot who often uses 'Your Mom' jokes and harsh humor to fit in. A Gert is a kind of homofobic person, but often acts very homosexual himself, this behavior is very unusual, and can sometimes lead to a debate in smaller groups.
Gert is so annoying...

"Have you ever tried toothpaste on yout nuts?" - Gert

"One of my cats was sleeping on the tractor engine, it died when i started the tractor, happens quite often" - Gert
by Mudspa November 27, 2017
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gert gerhuner burgers

That woman has some great gert gerhuner burgers
by Matt Abe November 25, 2009
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Gerted

A kink formed between a grandmother and grandson
Trevor loves to get Gerted with his grandmother!
by T-op August 28, 2021
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Gert Christoffle Vermaak

An amazing person with a great personality, but has a sensitive heart and he easaly gives his heart away and gets hurt, he expects alot of a person and that is their downfall. He tries his best to make people laugh when he himself is badly hurt inside
My name is Gert Christoffle Vermaak.
by BabyDaddy01 November 22, 2021
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Gert Day

A national holiday in which fraternity men celebrate the birthday of gert, their fraternity brother. Events include beer bongs, boob luging, keg stands, and shotgunning.
Lo- “Yo Dan are you going to Gert day Friday?”
Dan-“Fuck yeah dude I’m tryin to blackout!”
by Derogatory term February 8, 2022
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Gert

The name of a fucking legend who will give his all to the people close to him and not expect the same back… hands down a Legend and likes to call his friends a DOMNAAI
Gert!!! Come wash the fucking dishes
by Die penismeester November 22, 2021
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