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Gert

Gert means intense crypto gains.
"Daimn son where did you get those Gert?
by Gurtje November 22, 2021
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Gert Christoffle Vermaak

An amazing person with a great personality, but has a sensitive heart and he easaly gives his heart away and gets hurt, he expects alot of a person and that is their downfall. He tries his best to make people laugh when he himself is badly hurt inside
My name is Gert Christoffle Vermaak.
by BabyDaddy01 November 22, 2021
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Gert

The name of a fucking legend who will give his all to the people close to him and not expect the same back… hands down a Legend and likes to call his friends a DOMNAAI
Gert!!! Come wash the fucking dishes
by Die penismeester November 22, 2021
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Doing a Gert

Doing anything, apart from the actual thing you are meant to be doing, at any one time.
See that guy there, he's doing a Gert. Not getting it done today.
by Workhorse1 September 7, 2021
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Gert

Short for Gertrude. A word to describe someone with no game.
I would date him but he’s kind of a Gert.

I don’t like those shoes they are Gert.
by Mzmarquez December 26, 2020
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Gert

'Danish'

An idiot who often uses 'Your Mom' jokes and harsh humor to fit in. A Gert is a kind of homofobic person, but often acts very homosexual himself, this behavior is very unusual, and can sometimes lead to a debate in smaller groups.
Gert is so annoying...

"Have you ever tried toothpaste on yout nuts?" - Gert

"One of my cats was sleeping on the tractor engine, it died when i started the tractor, happens quite often" - Gert
by Mudspa November 27, 2017
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Rude Gert

A big asshole, dick and just ugly idiot in general. And simps every female in sight.
Ugh, that RUDE GERT Is a dick.l
by Noellife January 5, 2023
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