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gawk coma

When you get sucked off so hard that you go into a coma for several days.
Person A: What happened to Will? Why is he passed out?
Person B: Joon gave him gawk coma.
by VasMan December 31, 2019
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gawk gawk gawky 3000

Best Sloppy Toppy you ever finna receive
da homie give me that gawk gawk gawky 3000 last night n i couldnt shit the next day
by JAMAL MURRAY PUBES October 1, 2020
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Steven Gawking

The creepy mouth-breather guy at the mall who sits motionless & stares at young girls at the food court while drooling on himself.
OMG, Melissa. Pull up your shirt, Steven Gawking over there
by mikebellman October 29, 2011
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Gawk Block

Similar to the cock block, but relating to an object (animate or inanimate) obstructing the ogling of a sexually desirable human (one would hope)
Tom was trying to check out this girl at the bar, but was being "gawk blocked" by her pontoon like friend lumbering in front of her.
by fluke_11 March 25, 2010
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gawk lock

when checking out a chick, and she is so hot you cannot look away, you have gawk lock.
"dude, hottie"
"oh crap, gawk lock, gawk lock!"
by gawk dude April 21, 2009
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gawk blocked

When traffic comes to a stop from all of the people staring at a wreck
Look at this! I'm going 20 under because of the wreck on the other side of the high-way. I've been gawk blocked.
by ARandomMan January 27, 2014
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gas powered gawk gawk

Going down on a cock while using one or both hands in a twisting motion to enhance pleasure and maximize jizz production.
Thank you for purchasing your new gas powered gawk gawk. Follow the instructions in the quick start guide to begin using your new gas powered gawk gawk. With proper care and maintenance, your new gas powered gawk gawk will provide you years of trouble free service.

Step 1: Before using your gas powered gawk gawk, make sure the shaft is clean and free from any obstacles.
Step 2: Bring the shaft to about eye level. Misalignment could cause poor performance.
Step 3: Set the choke, all the way until properly seated.
Step 4: Pull the starter handle forcefully. The shaft should begin to inflate. If it begins to stutter, ease off the choke a little.
Step 5: Your gawk gawk is provided with two twist throttles. Use both throttles for maximum output.
Step 6: Now rev both throttles simultaneously, like a two stroke Yamaha, while applying gentle suction on the open end

of the shaft.
Step 7: Continue until completely empty, if used properly, your gawk gawk will remove every drop.
Pro tip: For added performance, press the brown supercharger button located on the rear.
by El Conquistador May 9, 2022
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