donkey fuckee

Someone who gets fucked by donkeys

Rob Passantino and Pat Gerrity get fucked in the ass by the same donkey, that is why they are donkey fuckees

by Mandinga October 2, 2003

funker

a hick; trailer park trash

That new kid from Texas is such a hicktown funker.

by chipmunks42 February 26, 2007

funkeed

Verb (past tense) - funk-eed
In an online discussion, when one side provides no proof of their viewpoint yet demands anti-evidence of the other side. (i.e., "Unless you can prove I'm not right, then you are wrong.")

By way of example:

Person A: Because of a, b & c, that land has to be worth $X

Person B: It's not worth more than $Y

Person A: I just supported my reason's for $X, what are your reasons for $Y?

Person B: It's $Y unless you can show it is not.

Person A was funkeed.

There's really no reason for John to continue the discussion after Joe funkeed him.

by PBian August 19, 2014

funkleheimer

a word used when 'fuck' is not appropriate. commonly said when you begin to say fuck but end up saying 'funkleheimer'.

"you stupid motherfu-funkleheimer!"
said once you begin to say 'fuck'.

by daniel knight July 7, 2003

funkernickel

A quaint way of expressing frustration while sounding silly and British. Also a euphemism for more offensive words.

1-"I dropped my vodka on myself! Funkernickels!"
2-"...'funkernickel' isn't a word, dumbass."
1-"It is too! It's totally in the Urban Dictionary!"
2-"Yeah, well... you look like you pissed yourself!"

by Murder of Crows April 25, 2007

funkneez

Funny stuff, in a funky sort of way.

Scoop was totally funkneez last night when he shot his ass in the foot.

by zenraider April 28, 2010

Funkless

The complete lack of funk in a person, place, thing, or activity.

At a dance club: Hey look at this funkless hipster dancing the breadstick. See Elaine Benes.

Listening to music: Although the concerto was a masterful demonstration of counterpoint, it was overwhelmingly funkless.

by B Everything August 11, 2011