Fucktard

A fucktard is a special variety of retard whose condition arises not from clinically demonstrable neurological impairment, but from buttersnap shitfuckery of the mind.

"I'm gonna go fight Chuck Norris!"
"Dude, you're a Fucktard."

by WrongCastle February 7, 2010

team killing fucktard

Somebody who kills a member of his halo team out of boredom or accidentalities

You shot church you team killing fucktard!

by Yaren September 30, 2004

Fuckit List

A list of sex acts one wishes to commit.

Now I can check "jerk off alone" off on my fuckit list!

by onehundredpercentnotmyrealname March 23, 2017

fucktardeous

(of a person or object) in a stupidly stupendous manner, being related to or of a fucktard or fucktardess

This is so fucktardeous.

You are so fucktardeous, it is unbelievable.

by justincn618 April 24, 2017

Fucktardian Cunt Waffle

When somebody who does somthing unimaginably fuck tarded.

“I can’t belive you recked my truck you Fucktardian Cunt Waffle” or

“You are a fucktardian cunt waffle”

by Creative cuss words- R - us August 18, 2018

Hot Fuckit

Microwaving a hot pocket for 37 sec. and then...ummm... some things happen...

Damn I'm horny, I'm gonna a make a hot fuckit. Want anything from the kitchen?

by R-synik December 18, 2009

Fuckit List

A list of people, male or female, you want to have sexual intercourse with before you die.

Bob: Joey has an awesome Fuckit List:
1. Jessica Simpson
2. A Milf
3. Megan Fox

by Hazen The Miller Lite August 2, 2009