Fred Phelps

Charming Middle American country gentleman who lives with his family in a nice big house/church and preaches hatred of gays, lesbians, bisexuals, liberals, most of America and pretty much most of the planet. For some esoteric reason only his relatives want to stay in the church, and you have to be a member to marry a member, which keeps their straight teeth fluoridated and their fingers on their banjos. Fred has at least one 69 session with Satan every night, and hopes that if he does it well enough long enough he'll get his soul back. Ya gadda have faith.

That's Fred Phelps. No liberals, no gays, not a shred of what the uninformed call basic human decency, just Fred. Yeeeeee-haaay boah!

This is Fred Phelps speaking. Rumours that Saddam Hussein stole away my significant other are totally unfounded.

by Fearman November 26, 2007

Voter fraud

Call me a nitpicky fuckerfish, but you guys are wrong. Voter fraud is when the voter cheats, not the candidate, that's called election fraud, or electoral fraud!

Cloning your voting paper and submitting 2 votes is an example of voter fraud.

by Itz Rob August 24, 2016

Freudship

It's a sex-driven friendship — since everything is sex-y—(or suggestive of sexual attraction between two so-called friends) that embraces the fact that any human act, even a friendly attraction, is consciously or unconsciously motivated by one's libido. Not to be confused with situationship which of itself arises out of inherent sexual motives . It can also be applied to a relationship that has no romantic illusions of selflessness and unconditionality.

They neither have a situationship nor a friendship.; they're involved in a freudship.

by AdilShah July 30, 2022

LeBronen Freude

The feeling of happiness one gets after watching LeBron James and the Miami Heat lose in the NBA finals.

Weren't the Heat suppose to walk away with this one? I can't stop laughing from this feeling of LeBronen Freude.

by A^J December 11, 2011

fraud squad

Fake ass bitches that say they are squad but aren't there when you really need them, but are happy to drink your alcohol and eat your food at parties. #fraudsquad

When I called Jeff to help me move he said he said he couldn't. That dude is full Fraud Squad

by Ol' Steeze November 23, 2015

Fan Fraud

To pretend to have a vast amount of knowledge on
sport but in fact have no idea.

"At least Geelong will go well in the Playoffs" = Fan Fraud.

"Can't wait to watch Origin 4" = Fan Fraud.

by Sportsbet.com.au July 9, 2014

Fred Phelps

A Pastor who has a hatred for homosexuals. He believes that terrorist attacks and other disasters are due to gays/lesbians. He's really stupid and deserves to be thrown off a cliff, for sure.

Wow, Fred Phelps is a big asshole who preaches at my church every night!

by kaydeesaidwhattt February 16, 2009