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fenessed

When someone lies or doesn't tell you something (in a humorous way)
Man why did have you fenessed me like this?
by Fernsayers_ March 9, 2017
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Nose Freestyle

The act of drunk freestyling using a mobile phone video in close proximity to the nose, thus making the nose appear enormous and over-bearing in the freestyle.
Oi blood, did you see Bad Man P's Nose Freestyle from last friday? .....Ill bluetooth it to you den blood!
by DatBadMan P August 13, 2009
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Frenemy

Only time can tell a friend from a frenemy down the road. Do you experience any of these symptoms in your "friendships"?

1) when socializing frenemy eagerly waits for you to say something that he can exploit to his own advantage to make him look smarter and you look dumber, weaker and inferior.

2) Frenemy takes, he doesn't give, if you show up at the pizza parlor and you're hanging out with some friends, all of a sudden you realize, whoops you don't have any dough, so you ask your friend who already has pizza and soda if you can borrow some money for pizza. No is the answer, followed by a joke at your expense. All your other "friends" laugh As you roam around like a jackass watching everyone else eat pizza.

4) competes with you in an unfriendly type of way. Has to one up you if you accomplish something or scoffs and says anyone can do that

5) he talks shit behind your back
6) Acts differently when in groups than with just you
7) Steals shit from your house, car... Borrows things never returns them. Has no respect for anything that is yours because frenemy has no respect for you.

8) Still acts open with you after all this when you encounter him, because he's having too much fun stealing and sabotaging things in your life.
9) I could probably get that girl, but you probably never could because...type of bs
10) Mimics your expressions with offensive exaggeration, like your laugh or things you say to make you feel worse about yourself
Frenemy: "Hey Jersey, what's happening tonight player? I'm going down to meet all these college girls tonight"

Wiser-xVictim: "where?"

Frenemy: "They're up in Binghamton"
Wiser-xVictim: "Binghamton, that's 5 hours away, what the hell do you want to drive all that way for a bunch of girls you don't even know?"

Frenemy: (frustrated tone) "Because of the girls man, come on!"
Wiser-xVictim: "Oh and you need me to take you up there don't you?"

Frenemy: "Well obviously, player you my boy "

Wiser-xVictim: (scoffs)"Bitch I'm about as much of your friend as a used diaper splattered all over the bathroom is a friend to a janitor at a preschool. You mooching, treacherous, shady, frenemy. This should have been something I told you Mano a mano to your face months ago. Stop wasting my time with your stupid plans, and most importantly stop bothering me. You are about as useful as a hole in the bottom of a coin bag. Don't ever call this number ever again SUCKA! "
by MojoMac2323 November 28, 2018
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Fremesis

The one person (or thing) in your life who gives you an endless supply of reasons to hate them but who you inexplicably cannot imagine life without. An even more vehement title than frenemy. Could be used to describe the relationship between Magneto and Professor X.
Hard-boiled, lonely detective: "Damn you, liquor. You've ruined my marriage and chased off everyone close to me, but you make life worth living. I love you, my fremesis."
by DrunkandDisorderly October 3, 2012
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Freestyle

A popular kind of old school music that was heard throughout the streets of Lower Westchester and the Bronx. It originated in the 80's and has a fast Latin electronic beat. Popular among Puerto Ricans and Italians who flourished in these areas at the time. Such artists of this kind of music are Stevie B., George LaMond, Exposè, and Lisa Lisa, etc.
Yo how was Steve B. at the Tuckahoe Columbus Day Festival?" "Absolutely incredible, I LOVE freestyle music.
by Brescianator April 24, 2011
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frenselensis

The pattern that gets imprinted into your skin after an object has been pressed against it for too long. See rhino skin.
The science lab goggles left frenselensis around her eyes.
by Milamoe November 20, 2004
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freeness

The act of recieving goods and or services for no cost. Often accomplished by knowing someone who works at particular location. Best places to know someone include a bar, the movies, or a clothing store.
Steve: Hey you want to go hang out?

Gary: Yea lets hit the bar and the mall, I know some guys that can hook us up with some free shit.

Steve: Freeness!!!
by TheTerrible Tim 2.0 March 19, 2008
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