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kleenex friendship

Litterally means:
A friend that calls you and chase you until he gets whatever he needs, and then BYE!

One of those friend of you that is an incredible dude, cheerful and happy, great company, maybe even successful. Only real problem with him is that you feel used after having seen him and stayed with him because you realise he only used that valuable time spent together.
A:I feel terribly bad I didn't call you on the last week mate!
B: no worries dude, I know this is a kleenex friendship.
by LOL.renzo April 29, 2015
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my breast friends

This is a similar saying to friends with benefits but emphasizing that at least one party is female.
by I, Wreckerrr February 5, 2021
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Were Just friends

Were Just friends means they go to each other house and fuck each other.
Were Just friends; )
by Call me at 6054756968 July 9, 2019
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Friends' Day Wednesday

proper noun; a Wednesday where friends reconnect and gain strength for the rest of the week.
Hey, what are you bringing for Friends' Day Wednesday? I'm bringing Risk and some bud. Is it BYOB?
by Short_Round July 14, 2010
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Friendship Reciprocity Ratio

The friendship reciprocity ratio, or F.R. Ratio, is the ratio representing the unwritten friendship law that the sum of x-friend's purchases for y-friend should be equal to, or as close to equal to, y-friend's purchases for x-friend. The closer to "0" this ratio is, the more substantial the friendship. Any friend who is significantly negative in this ratio is a shitty friend.
Dave- Dude, Greg "forgot" his wallet again. Had to pay for his lunch again. Not to mention I bought him an Audi for his birthday last month and all I got was a misspelled "Hapie Berthday" on Facebook today.

Nate- Greg is a shitty friend. What's your guys' friendship reciprocity ratio at now?

Dave- I think he's got our F.R. Ratio down to -$3,000,000 now.

Nate- Wow dude, what a piece of shit.
by MasturNater July 1, 2014
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freaky friends

Freaky friends are bestfriends that do on the low shit together😉.
Laney twerks on Bob just as a joke! There are freaky friends.
by Daniellesouare123 July 15, 2017
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loving best friends

When you love you're best friend, things can go wrong. Things may not turn out exactly the way you wanted too, and they may not have the same feelings about you. If they find out you had feelings for you, it may ruin everything you guys had together. Memories will be forgotten, and special moments may not be so special anymore. But, keep your hed up high, things aren't the same for everyone and this may work out differently for everyone. You may just be together forever because you know each other so well.
You: So, I kind of like you, uhm, a lot.
Best friend: Oh, uhm, I don't feel the same way about you.
You: That's awesome. I feel like a moron.

You: So, I kind of like you, uhm, a lot.
Best friend: I like you, too. Actually, I love you.
You: I love you, too
Best friend: So, I geuss we're like best friends in love.

You: Well, we're loving best friends. So, yeah.
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