fossilized

When someone has smoked too much weed and passes out for hours.

Man that bitch is fuckin' fossilized.

by Do Kari April 21, 2011

fossil

(noun) An out-of-date opinion

"Bush always knew what he's doing."
"Oh man, that's the shittiest fossil I've ever heard!"

by JoshDC September 5, 2005

fossil fancier

one who enjoys the pleasures of aged flesh

a 24 year old planner with a 28 year old wife - "he's such a dirty fossil fancier"

by durtbox dave September 22, 2004

Fossil Boy

A young man, usually bearded, who engages in the activities of old men. E.g. boules, chess, and the drinking of gin or port.

''Why didn't **** come out tonight?''
''He's having a quiet night in with a glass of port and the Monty Python collection.''
''.... Fossil Boy

by scaryfairy June 9, 2009

Fossilcheese

Whatever the heck you want it to mean! Originated in Waterloo Ontario.

What the Fossilcheese are you doing!

Fossilcheese! My teacher gave me an F!

by hola im mexican May 22, 2010

Fossilbook

Noun - the slang name commonly given to Facebook upon the discovery that over half of the users are now age 35+

Oh my god, I saw that picture of your new orthotic shoes on your Fossilbook profile!

by Russ68 June 16, 2011

fossil fooling

v. Distributing half-truths or heavily edited one-sided oinions in the carbon tax/ pipeline debates.

.....................

That newly elected politicizn isn’t fossil fooling me. I know plenty of stuff. Scienceiffic stuff.

by gnostic3 April 24, 2019