Lotion Basket

Male Masturbation Technique.

The man tucks his penis and testicles between his legs, performing the fruit basket or the Buffalo Bill Tuck, and jerks off by repeatedly pushing the penis backwards and then letting it release back forward until reaching orgasm (putting the lotion in the basket). This act may be performed standing (the Transgender Soldier) or laying down (Jelly Side Up or Jelly Side Down).

See also: Fingerwank, Mangina, Manjina, and Steve Irwank.

"My inner thighs are really chafed right now because I've been really bored and the only way I jack off is by doing the Lotion Basket."

by Sheltered and Homeschooled July 31, 2017

young lotion

A rapper based in houston.he released 3 mixtapes and one EP.the subject matters varies from "I pop my Glock like I'm sucking cock" to "can I eat your ass".tho often said he has a forecoming project this fat Indian motherfucker hasn't dropped shit

"Damn young lotion took my anal virginity"

by Young lotion April 20, 2018

lotion party

When a group of people circle together to do extacy, or some other type of drug, and put tons of lotion on their hands, so that they can then rub all of their lotion covered hands together with each each member of the circle simultaneously.

Dude, yesterday's lotion party was sick. There were hands going in and hands coming out, all of our hands rubbing together was such a spiritual experience.

by Glowinthedarktampons March 16, 2021

Emotion Lotion

When you begin to cry and then use your tears as lubrication for masturbation.

Dude, after I found out she was cheating I broke down crying and then began to use my tears as "emotion lotion".

by Sgpro2019 July 7, 2020

sandwich lotion

More colorful term for boring, disgusting mayonnaise. So-called because it acts as a lubricant for deli meats, basting them in a nasty coating similar to lotion.

"Dude, this sub is pretty good but it's a little dry. Pass me the sandwich lotion, yo!"

by Kaiserdriver December 17, 2014

lotion fight

When you and your buddies with small tic tac dicks jerk each other off and explode all over each other

Billy’s mom FaceTimes him with his buddies and goes “oh you boys, always having your lotion fights. Be careful not to get it in your eyes when you try to wipe it off.”

by BRM22 February 1, 2020

lotion clot

The semi hardened bit of lotion that clogs up the opening of the tube or pump. For example "I haven't used this lotion in a while. I gotta get rid of this nasty lotion clot first."

This pump has a lotion clot. Can you hand me a tissue, please?

by mittybunny November 17, 2014