Sloppy Footer

When a female uses her feet to jerk a dude off and he cums all over her feet

Megan loved to give Ryan Sloppy Footers

by KDawg 220 May 8, 2020

five footer

Something that looks good from 5 feet away, but up close is not real good.

That car is a five footer.

by Pops Fereal August 2, 2023

Footered

Fingering but with feet

I fingered my girlfriend last night then footered her today

by Kyule September 26, 2020

three hundred footer

A person that looks great from a distance, but looks ugly close up.

Yesterday I came to a crosswalk and let a beautiful woman cross the street, it wasn't till he waved at me that I realized he was a three hundred footer.

by Kahionwiioh April 4, 2016

footer

to make 18 hole in ones

Tiger Woods just got a footer

by bear 10102020 November 19, 2020

9 footer

A goliath.

You'd have to use a ladder to get to that pussy, that's a 9 footer.

by Solid Mantis November 29, 2020

10-footer

A vehicle that looks fine from 10 feet away, but once you get closer you realize how beat up it actually is.

That car ? Yeah that’s a 10-footer. Don’t look at it too much, or the magic will fade away.

by aeskellion February 2, 2024